@turniphed.bsky.social
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Cute AF 🤩
01.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sit with that truth for a bit.
01.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥰🥰😍🤤
28.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've been kidnapped and forced to do violence.... #starcitizen #lemsyn #matrixink #pewpew
www.youtube.com/live/mOt9O3k...
Kewt butt
26.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come vegemitate... let your brain rot... show me how you lay like broccoli 🥦
www.youtube.com/live/RrL-hK4... #lemsyn #starcitizen #dubtechno #ambient
Super handsome shot
24.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll still talk diry if ya want me to 😉😏
24.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come lift things here. 🤔
24.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not quite ready for bed.... tune in for some relaxing views and beats #starcitizen #dubtechno #lemsyn
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This thread is great, but this piece sticks out. When trying to prevent another “never again” moment, we have to push back early, on the small things, when it’s not yet cool, still cringe even. If we wait until the tanks are already rolling, the detention facilities full, then it’s too late.
22.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 660 🔁 195 💬 13 📌 6
Before & Happiness (after) 😋
22.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
MsTrust takes the stage, proving that keyboard and mouse can still dominate in competition.
21.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
apnews.com/article/texa...
“Newly released records show a U.S. citizen was shot and killed in Texas by a federal immigration agent last year during a late-night traffic encounter that was not publicly disclosed by the Department of Homeland Security.
😍😍
19.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Now the first time I read that I saw "squeezing" - thinking he was playing with his meat. I was thinking that was a win and I was all woot woot 🙌 --- guess I need the coffee to kick in. 👩🎓
18.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn you're really throwing out the extra handsome energy 🥵
17.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agreed. I've recently been enlightened to the idea that persistent anal leakage is also a grand substitute for food poisoning. 🤔 let's all see them for the shit stain on society they are?
17.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Swoon
16.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forced perfomative vocalization is gross period.
15.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lort I'm so hungry the gravy may have to fill in as a soup course before I succumb to starvation.
15.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TRUTH! 🍦
14.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nowadays it's not even the first commercial break.
14.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I guarantee ya this woman here doesn't need or have a "blankie"... 😲
Does this qualify as "not all white meat is unseasoned"? 🤭🤭🤣 💪🔥 it all down #eattherich #fuckice #blankie
Delicious
14.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Honestly, the girls in Troop Beverly Hills could survive a Borg invasion with lip gloss and teamwork.
Starfleet cadets see a corpse and forget how to breathe. #startrek 🤔
Tonight's walkabout prize! MOOSE sammich! 😍🍁
14.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Speaking of pop off - I wish he would. Pop right the fuck off.
12.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You allowed to have that much handsome all-in-place? 😍🥵
12.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love how you give off happy positive energy! ✨️
11.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0