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@erinscafe.bsky.social

the cafe is open and serving hot takes

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β€œIn February, a 36-year-old man swallowed 20 over-the-counter pills. In March, a 37-year-old detainee ingested cleaning chemicals. Two weeks later, a 41-year-old man was found cutting himself.”

26.06.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really hopeful that this isn’t a coincidence.

26.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there
26.06.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing but respect for my president.

26.06.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any excuse to repost an all-time Bluesky banger

25.06.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5320    πŸ” 1151    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13

Telling people their votes were stupid is never a good strategy for changing their future votes.

26.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is some weird shit

26.06.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5809    πŸ” 994    πŸ’¬ 938    πŸ“Œ 212
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a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
26.06.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œif everyone would just fall in line we could lead them”

- democrats for the past decade essentially

26.06.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never been a big Bernie supporter, but the idea that his criticism of democrats has done more damage than our inability to tap into his popularity is one of the major reasons we’re in this fucking mess.

Bernie didn’t beat us, we did that ourselves.

26.06.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Thomas Chatterton Williams
@chatterton.bsky.social
My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union.
One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City O
June 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM & Some people can reply
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com β€’1h
Fun Fact: 17 states currently have state-run liquor systems. And it seems to work just fine.
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Thomas Chatterton Williams @chatterton.... β€’ 1h
Liquor sells itself
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Kris Wernowsky@kriswernowsky.com β€’ 1h
Yes. Unlike food.
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Thomas Chatterton Williams @chatterton.bsky.social My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City O June 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM & Some people can reply 2 reposts 9 likes 48. β‘  21 β€’β€’β€’ Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com β€’1h Fun Fact: 17 states currently have state-run liquor systems. And it seems to work just fine. 78 企 β€’β€’ Thomas Chatterton Williams @chatterton.... β€’ 1h Liquor sells itself 6 Kris Wernowsky@kriswernowsky.com β€’ 1h Yes. Unlike food. 130

The self pwn is pretty epic.

25.06.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

I just had the most β€œgirl what” moment reading that

25.06.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the solution is obvs to sell the land to developers

that’ll fix everything

25.06.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œexcessive federal control of public lands”

lmao

25.06.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE arrests at L.A. courthouse met with alarm: 'Absolutely blindsided' U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents intercepted defendants at a Los Angeles courthouse on Tuesday afternoon, sparking fears that such actions will deter people from serving as witnesses o...

NEW: ICE carried out arrests at an L.A. courthouse this week, a long derided tactic many fear will chill witnesses from coming forward. Court officials say they were "absolutely blindsided." My latest: www.latimes.com/california/s...

25.06.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

the best part of this is that Ackman said he woke up depressed but then came up with this great idea, and the great idea is just to fund one of the other guys in the race

25.06.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3837    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 22

It's very very funny when American news outlets panic over stuff like baby boxes which are very normal in other western countries (Like Scotland) as if its a brand new communist terror threat unheard of throughout the globe.

'FREE STUFF FOR BABIES???? LIKE STALIN????'

25.06.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2876    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 20

Apparently men can have nipples showing but heaven forbid women show a belly button.

25.06.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.

25.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4210    πŸ” 729    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 326
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a man is smiling in front of a netflix ad ALT: a man is smiling in front of a netflix ad
25.06.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

summer is *commie* darth

25.06.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman Says Disney Staffer Told Her She Was 'Improperly Dressed'
YouTube video by Inside Edition Woman Says Disney Staffer Told Her She Was 'Improperly Dressed'

Disney staffer told this woman she had to buy a $45 tank top to cover her sports bra.

Her husband was wearing a stringer that exposed significantly more skin.

youtu.be/M3GUSYaNEfM?...

25.06.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
NATO's Rutte denies calling Trump 'daddy' | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters NATO's Rutte denies calling Trump 'daddy' | REUTERS

this really is the dumbest of all timelines

youtu.be/ZBxC9ZbG5Fg?...

25.06.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man Arrested, Accused of Impersonating ICE Officer
YouTube video by KPRC 2 Click2Houston Man Arrested, Accused of Impersonating ICE Officer

A man in Texas was arrested for impersonating an ICE agent and robbing people who appeared to be Hispanic. youtu.be/pVlFHP8ofNQ?...

25.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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A 'perfect' season for Washington's sweet cherries turns sour because of deportation fears It was supposed to be a banner year for Pacific Northwest cherries. Cherry production is estimated to be about 10% above last year’s, the fruit is high quality, and California’s shorter-than-usual sea...

β€œWe had everything, the size of the cherries, we had the quality β€” perfect scenario," said Erik Zavala, director of field staff at Blue Bird, a growers co-op in Wenatchee, Washington. β€œNow, everybody's asking, 'What the hell happened? I mean, where are the pickers?'”

www.kuow.org/stories/a-pe...

25.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed. evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

25.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10124    πŸ” 1546    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 89

make america fun again

25.06.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hot commie summer is maybe the funniest thing to happen to US politics in the past decade

25.06.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

dude can you imagine waking up in jail and David the HGH Gnome is in the bunk below you because he threatened the host of Fear Factor

25.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Trump trying to keep Hot Commie Summer from happening but it’s too late

25.06.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0