meow <3

not a star wars fan, for a sec i thought Reylo was a ship between Rey and Jlo

my family judges me for wearing headphones all the time and then they proceed to blast their videos on full volume the ONE time i’m trying to watch something without my headphones.

update i think im just going to turn off my phone and turn off my ears and eyes and mouth and

WDYM CYBERPUNK IS ONLY ON SWITCH 2. WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE PREVENT ME CROM PLAYING THIS GAME

i think i’ve been on flight or fight for 3 days straight and i don’t know if my life expectancy will get any better because of it

can’t even be comfortable around old people like wtf do i say if i liked you but everything i say will anger you

i think i should lock myself in a room for all eternity to just avoid being a bitch to people i barely know or something

i thought david bowie was gay but his wife is beautiful so absolutely get it

thinking abt the guy at target that was advising my mom on makeup, im so sorry she def assumed you’re gay and has been judging you since yesterday

i may be cringe and i may be free but mentally im TRAPPED

didnt even know a new smurfs movie is gonna come out, just that the rihanna song is ass

i forget people actually like the soft puffy cheetos, u either get me the crunchy ones or hand over the doritos

what if someday i free myself from judgement and become a butch

just brought back a memory that i didn’t know i had

meow

im just going to headcanon Oscar and Andre as butch4butch in Rose of Versailles

i thought it was dust but a small spider walked across my face and i didn’t realize it was a spider until i saw it on my pillow 💔💔💔

it’s just like shrek…..

i love when things happen to the worst people i know

feeling identified by a ao3 caitvi fanfic is the craziest thing that has happened to me

i honestly almost cried seeing dantdm and ldshadowlady in the minecraft movie

never thought i’d understand and laugh at a programming joke but here i am

ryan gosling’s blank face is so funny to me i can’t take the notebook seriously

i hate doing things that i didn’t consider embarrassing but bc other people would be embarrassed about them it makes me feel embarrassed 🙄🙄🙄

wdym i have to assume that when i read the lyrics to Do I Wanna Know? by AM without volume in a tiktok that it’s the Hozier version.

everybody mentions that shrek in shrek 5’s eyes are too close together, but his smile lines need to be wayyyy deeper too tbh

TUCK EVERLASTING HAS A MUSICAL??? i remember writing a book report on it in elementary

unless bro liked it cuz he knew which honestly would be fire

how do i break it to bro that the instagram indirect note he liked was about him