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@archytoothless.bsky.social

He/him. Mostly in need of sleep and cheese. Indy punching by Jim’ll Paint It

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Also: Bleeding to death higher among those who spurn applying pressure, tourniquets.

01.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
A big group of folks holding Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois signs smile at Sketchbook Brewery in Skokie :)

A big group of folks holding Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois signs smile at Sketchbook Brewery in Skokie :)

Thank you to everyone who joined our canvass launch in Skokie this morning!!! We literally had too many people to fit in a single frame.

And a special shoutout to our friends at Common Power who flew in from all over the country to help us knock doors in the cold!!!

01.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 134    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0
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10/7/16: WikiLeaks releases John Podesta’s hacked emails

10/8/16: Jeffrey Epstein forwards a link to the drop to Peter Thiel

Associates of MAGA3X—created by Thiel ally Jeff Giesea—later spread false claims that the emails contain coded proof of Dems engaging in pedophilia

h/t Peter Jukes 1/

01.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 184    🔁 117    💬 10    📌 10
The front cover of Feral and Hysterical

The front cover of Feral and Hysterical

Today is day one of Women in Horror Month. The first book I'll recommend is Sadie Hartmann's Feral and Hysterical: Mother Horror’s Ultimate Reading Guide to Dark and Disturbing Fiction by Women. It's 208 insightful pages of female horror writers, divided by subgenre.

01.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 39    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1
Picture of an orange cat named Heater lying on floor, peeking around a doorway with a goofy expression

Picture of an orange cat named Heater lying on floor, peeking around a doorway with a goofy expression

Everyone should donate to Kat because instead of the usual endless desperation spam I get from other candidates you get a thank you like this. (Kat’s policy positions are better too, but Heater really takes it to the next level)

01.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is me these days every time some friend on Facebook shares one of those “inspirational” stories from some group page with a name like “Amazing Nature” or “Wonderful Now” or “Interesting Facts”

01.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

27.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 4073    🔁 809    💬 16    📌 0

I like this a lot, and it applies to everything. You don't have to go total cold turkey on *every* backend-awful thing out there. Maxxabstaining/ Waldenponding isn't needed! Just push your behaviour in a new direction and turn that preference into a habit. That'll move the needle nicely.

01.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 58    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 0

I really enjoyed Queen Demon. Tore right through it.

01.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

01.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 4894    🔁 1506    💬 186    📌 63
Rahman says after she was ejected from the event, Capitol Police officers handcuffed her, took away her cane and held her in a stairwell. They wouldn’t say if she was under arrest, and as they jerked her around by her shoulders, she repeatedly asked for her cane. One officer responded, “You are walking,” meaning she didn’t need her cane.

“Bullying, intimidating, not listening,” Rahman said. “Who takes a cane away from a disabled person? I’m trying to slow them down. I’m not resisting, I’m disabled.”

Officers were aggressive enough with her that she had to be taken to George Washington University Hospital for treatment after they dragged her from the event. She was later booked at U.S. Capitol Police headquarters.

Rahman says after she was ejected from the event, Capitol Police officers handcuffed her, took away her cane and held her in a stairwell. They wouldn’t say if she was under arrest, and as they jerked her around by her shoulders, she repeatedly asked for her cane. One officer responded, “You are walking,” meaning she didn’t need her cane. “Bullying, intimidating, not listening,” Rahman said. “Who takes a cane away from a disabled person? I’m trying to slow them down. I’m not resisting, I’m disabled.” Officers were aggressive enough with her that she had to be taken to George Washington University Hospital for treatment after they dragged her from the event. She was later booked at U.S. Capitol Police headquarters.

Capitol Police said she was disrupting Congress, which carries up to 6 months in jail.

01.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 142    🔁 36    💬 14    📌 5

Woman who attended SOTU to highlight her arrest without cause arrested without cause at SOTU.
““I just stood up. I stood silently, with no signs. I was not blocking anyone’s view of the hall. And then I was arrested.”

01.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 882    🔁 362    💬 19    📌 8

define rigging

01.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 62    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1

OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons.

openai.com/index/our-ag...

01.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 2475    🔁 1081    💬 29    📌 68

That looks great!

01.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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暴れる犬🐶

⚠️This may make some noise
Masuke is going wild on the sofa.

27.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 279    🔁 36    💬 2    📌 4
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> @jimlaporta.bsky.social

01.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 10761    🔁 2797    💬 743    📌 239

I remember following the 2009 protests in Iran on Twitter, first real live event i saw unfold in that way. Mousavi being targeted is striking

01.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 23    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
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It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

01.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 13592    🔁 4317    💬 462    📌 338
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more calm, should you need it

01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 217    🔁 33    💬 3    📌 0
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Trending on McSweeney's for my piece about Kid Rock!

01.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I know I said I hate short form videos, but I am making an exception for this cinema.

01.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 80    🔁 26    💬 6    📌 0
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Iranian drone has possibly hit the Burj Khalifa in Dubai

01.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 172    🔁 55    💬 12    📌 19

An actor being scared of "gay people" ... Shia, if that's the case you're in the wrong fucking profession.

01.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is all a giant boon for Russia btw who gets a much needed price boost to their sanctioned oil exports.

28.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 562    🔁 99    💬 22    📌 4

If Trump‘s attack on Iran leads to more terrorism against American targets, we won’t have to worry because Kash Patel has reassigned FBI agents from counterterrorism to Trump‘s mass deportation operation.

Oh wait.

28.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 864    🔁 222    💬 41    📌 11

This is kinda insane. Also we are never clear on opsec like ever

28.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 284    🔁 63    💬 6    📌 0

wait he thinks it's the same guy???

28.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 531    🔁 78    💬 38    📌 6

You really want to take care of that before Duolingo escalates the issue to Bob

28.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ukraine obliterates Hungary and Slovakia’s oil pipeline to answer blackmail and broken agreement
YouTube video by RFU News — Strategic Geopolitics Ukraine obliterates Hungary and Slovakia’s oil pipeline to answer blackmail and broken agreement

Not sure Hungary and Slovakia thought this through...
(The sooner Ukraine is in the EU, the better.)
youtu.be/HjnP64kTL4E?...

28.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 82    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0