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Chris Merkel

@chrismerkel.bsky.social

Cybersecurity / Infosec Leader, Teller of Rambling, Pointless Stories, Provider of Dubious Career Advice. Professional alt, unprofessional posts. Masto: @chrismerkel@infosec.exchange

476 Followers  |  591 Following  |  177 Posts  |  Joined: 11.07.2023  |  2.5498

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He has a lot of empty spaces where his teeth intersect his nasty gingivitis ridden gumline

04.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The president wants his people there in the room

03.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He did - fired all of the inspectors general at all of the agencies.

02.08.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nixon Jew count - Wikipedia

Nixon tired to purge Jews from BLS:

Nixon Jew count - Wikipedia share.google/sMnlB9SyxVdv...

02.08.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found @dildog.l0pht.com

01.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So to distract from Epstein, we're going to release files that show the Russian interference isn't a hoax and that Russia was trying to get Trump elected, but insist that the files don't say what they plainly say because nobody will read them.

01.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google is killing ChromeOS as nothing more than a flex. What's more epic than killing a market-dominating product just because you can.

01.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Epstein files are buried under the rose garden

01.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking forward to the first company to get vibe owned

31.07.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gerrymander in Wisconsin is outrageous.

Of their 8 congressional districts, 2 of them are Democratic. That means 25 percent of their delegation is Democratic when Democrats regularly win 50 percent of the vote in that state.

How can this possibly be allowed?

30.07.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1965    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 19

I bet he knows a teacher who knows a teacher at a different school that has a litterbox in the classroom.

31.07.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't fear it would happen, it was a desire for something remotely interesting to happen in ND.

31.07.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She was out polishing his toadstool on the campaign trail for several weeks.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

31.07.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flesh and Code Travis never thought he’d meet someone like Lily Rose. She was kind, passionate, beautiful. The woman of his dreams. There was just one small detail: she wasn’t human.Lily Rose is an AI companion. A d...

Just started listening to this... It's wild
share.google/mgkzKlcQ8okk...

31.07.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top tier APT from nation that disregards intellectual property rights files patents to protect offensive tech used in illegal government sponsored intrusions.

31.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Substack Cofounder Defends Commercial Relationships with Nazis | TechPolicy.Press Helping Nazis grow subscription newsletter businesses is ultimately best for the world, reasons Hamish McKenzie.

Natural progression... www.techpolicy.press/substack-fou...

30.07.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Human rights violations pays well

30.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you had told me 20 years ago each tap on a soda fountain would have its own dedicated computer....

30.07.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching feeds wither and die in Feedly is so frustrating.

29.07.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
29.07.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is willing to shut off access to Ukraine, but not pig butchers.

28.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three high-profile former CISA employees have joined @istorg.bsky.social to keep working on Secure by Design and figure out a stable future for the CVE program. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

28.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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I'd rather live in an America where the **acting director** doesn't have to go in front of everyone and say this.

28.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's magic

28.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss how computers used to be.

28.07.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the markets don't even react at this point because they have accounted for him being an idiot.

28.07.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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PAN published TTPs from Muddled Libra (Scattered Spider) intrusions.

Per the graph, they've certainly changed.

This is because individuals who made up the Scattered Spider "group" back in 2023 have been arrested, and this is a new "batch" of APTeens.

unit42.paloaltonetworks.com/muddled-libra/

27.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nobody who types for a living uses that style of keyboard

26.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE COLD CHAIN IS WOKE

26.07.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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