A Cornucopia of Monty

new idea regarding daylight savings: every fall, we set our clocks back, but then every spring, we also set our clocks back. it feels great, let’s keep this train rolling

oh wait this might be a different thing?

YouTube video by Jon Bois THE DUMBEST BOY ALIVE. PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE SIX.

obligatory reference: youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?...

the one I’ll remember forever is Stanford 2012. (that was also my last game in Autzen to date)

exactly! if it’s a win, you linger and celebrate and it’s all good. but this?

trying to imagine being in the upper deck of the stadium and, like, having to wait in a super long line to get to my car

if I was a blue jay I would simply hit a home run

baseball

I think Matt Rhule looks like an English bulldog that has been turned human by magic spell. To be clear, this isn’t an insult, it’s just descriptive

I think what I’ve learned from the last day on the TL is that I am the only person who still uses Sling to watch college football?

you don’t even go here

protest against the office dress policy of suit jackets and hot pants

I promise you that this episode is genuinely bad

Happy Halloween!

“not a DOLLAR over 900K, and that’s non-negotiable”

oh

oh NO

oh HELL NO

I would like to know who Tina Kotek plans to hire as the head coach of the Oregon State football team

hell yeah (and I hope he doesn’t have anything due in school for the next INTEGER OVERFLOW days)

really makes u think (about forcibly reverting society to a pre-technological era)

well, today was dumb. nowhere to go but up for tomorrow, g’night

I am experiencing secondhand impostor syndrome

this is a can’t miss idea, go heels! I mean hokies

someone changed the channel of the Fox News tv at the gym and this morning it’s playing Daniel Tiger

oh, cool! I just died of old

if Isaac Chotiner called me, the interview would go very well because of my profound moral clarity and my rugged boyish charm

Ok but if it happens on Bsky can we still call it Skishing

ok so we’re all going to start polluting that hashtag on purpose, right?

cringed so hard I pulled a muscle

Brian Kelly is a bad person and I’m glad he’s having a bad time

A good team, but an unfinished product. Room to grow, poised for next year.