Ted Cruz is an anagram of Terd Cuz. That is all.

Found and had to share.

#bananabread

I had old bananas.

I have flour, butter, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, baking soda, salt, and walnuts. In 10 or so minutes the banana bread will leave the oven.

About 8 minutes later I’ll have burned my mouth twice and be “ooohh ooohh aaaahh aaaahh aaahh’ing” my way through an end slice.

Everyday there’s some fresh new shitshow.

Ooohh 12 servings per case. That makes sense now.

I vote we call Audubon enthusiasts “Nirds”

#birds #Audubon

When did they start selling Girl scout cookies in single serving sized boxes? (Or am I just a fatass?)

Yeah, that about sums it up.

Coffee tariffs, in this economy? Good luck IT infrastructure of America the coffee runs dry the internet is on its own. Hope nothing breaks.

I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.

I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.

Comic by @adamtots I wish republicans would reach across the aisle (Elon musks giving nazi gesture) Oh not like that

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I'm new here. Transplanting from the metaverse. Looking for something with less hate and more integrity. I mostly post memes, and make sarcastic quips on other peoples content. We'll see how things play out over here.