Matt Beach

I still do this to sleep and have a very long and carefully curated selection of weatherstar found-footage recordings

THEN & NOW:

A fish from spongebob reacting to a sudden, loud, and intrusive sound by diverting their attention

Me when I hear a sudden, loud, and intrusive sound that diverts my attention and also I'm a fish from spongebob

Yeah this Uber shit ain't working out, lmao
I'm gonna need to get a better job, lol

Help me out, maybe?

Commissions: DM me

Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-butler-overcome-financial-crisis

patreon.com/doctorbutler

Buy a shirt: butler-boutique.creator-spring.com

Every time I research a job opening in Chicago on reddit, the consensus is that the job will grind your entire soul into hopeless slop and/or the company is secretly super mecha hitler

Going live on Twitch at 5:30 CT to check out Star Garden and Kitten Burst demos

twitch.tv/mattbeach_

If you think the generic AI artstyle is annoying now then just wait for the AI nostalgia crowd to roll in like 10/15 years down the line

🌀 It's a race to 1st!

Roll out and sign up for Sonic The Fighters (North America) at Vortex Gallery Online 2025 today!

➡️ Registration is live NOW at: start.gg/VGON25

#VGON25

Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift - N.E.R.M.A.L. (4-Day Weekend Demo/Playtest) is up on Steam buff.ly/x6pdFp2

Details: buff.ly/sX1l36J

My boss just walked in on me stealing a bunch of the corporate peanut snacks

Going to try and do this but for real soon, had my hands full but a) time is opening up, and b) I want to learn to better balance hobbies and social interaction within my day-to-day life

i was tutoring some middle + high schoolers on the side and i taught them how to do that too. but you have to understand what the math is doing in order to write something that works, and to make sure it's correct. cheating used to be awesome

Sitting down at the alt metal concert feeling like chester cheetah

Sharing and idea I saw last year to start a playthrough of this game on August 1st and play one in-game day each day over the course of the month, syncing up your playthrough with the real-time calendar

Also splits the game into very relaxed bite-sized gameplay that's easy to fit into your schedule

Another thrilling day of working at the mad max thunderdome

100 hours into mario kart world and I still don't know how to drive properly on cheep cheep falls

Found my opps at chicago pride

Mariokart World screenshot, banner of Mariokart logo in blue, outlined in yellow

Mariokart the Hedgehog

We may need to have a serious conversation about the Mario Kart Band's position in the modern jazz fusion scene

Gonna probably stream a lot of Mario Kart World, assuming pre orders hold up and I got a switcheroo like the sheep I am. I think it would be fun and stupid, but also potentially helpful for me to document my learning process in a game like this in detail for once

super mario sunshine (2002)

Tragic news

omg it's matt beach wowie @mattbeach.bsky.social

How it feels trying to explain nitaku to people in the combo breaker parking lot

Just hit my brother who is two years younger than me with the "back in my day"

Bracket is live for Sonic the Fighters Combo Breaker 2025! Let me or @mattbeach.bsky.social know if you have conflicts.

a man wearing a chef 's hat is holding a bowl of food in a kitchen ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat is holding a bowl of food in a kitchen

It's fun to watch and pretend to help

Some bussin cheesecakes my partner made today

Ivo says thank you

Behold my beauty pageant superstar and his many contest ribbons