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kris

@kirbymutual.bsky.social

president of the boygirl community / kirby enjoyer / vocal music education major. any pronouns, 20.

107 Followers  |  164 Following  |  184 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023
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Hunter Biden was already publicly hung though

21.12.2023 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it

21.12.2023 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So happy everyone in Elon musks million dollar group chat is still dead naming it

21.12.2023 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grandma got run over by a ford focus

14.12.2023 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it's based on my listening????? Are we sure????

11.12.2023 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking hate enhanced shuffle Spotify is like oh you wanna hear all your lovely amazing perfect curated songs but then what if I just threw in absolute garbage every now and then as a jumpscare

11.12.2023 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus has Rizzen

11.12.2023 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had nine lives like a cat I would use at least eight of them to off myself in front of customers

09.12.2023 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Call to action

08.12.2023 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Proud to report I can now have a little weed as a treat

08.12.2023 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I show up to the function early as fuck cause one thing about me is I will be getting the worm

08.12.2023 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on break now. it's time to play inner peace simulator

08.12.2023 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have got to get some hoes... I'm approaching nuclear levels of single. Lethal levels of single. I'm outside praying divorce on happy couples

08.12.2023 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im at your moms house getting more milk than santa on christmas eve

08.12.2023 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God gives me his toughest battles (having the discipline to spend my day off doing productive things that I need to do)

10.11.2023 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I do this one yet

10.11.2023 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They call me dwayne the way I rock

10.11.2023 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me when I accidentally make a face at a customer but it wasn't for them it was just me reacting to my own thoughts

22.10.2023 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who clocked in maladaptive daydreaming on the sales floor

22.10.2023 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

weird bitches make the world go round

01.07.2023 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

im in a very heavy era of just wanting to dissociate and not exist in reality for a while except i also have 100000 very important things to prepare for and actively work at so that's fun. now is not the time brain

21.10.2023 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently found out that the whole thing about tritones being banned in the church isn't even true so I feel justified in finding the whole "satans interval" stuff corny as fuck

20.10.2023 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tritones killed my grandma

20.10.2023 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œinsanely, unfathomably motivated by raw, animal spite” is my answer whenever anyone asks how I’ve succeeded in life

16.10.2023 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

*mixing a drink* I'm studying for my 21st birthday

15.10.2023 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when I die I'll leave everything to the one person whose always been there for me: sketchy loose ibuprofen at the bottom of my bag

14.10.2023 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

germans who slay be like cuntserven ja

14.10.2023 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I randomly got a platform on insta but their monetization system is so wacky. like you get monetization if they feel like giving it to you, and they can declare you "ineligible" randomly for literally no reason with no explanation or appeal process. thanks Zuck!

29.09.2023 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait ask ur gf (not name-dropping even tho literally nobody here knows what I'm talking about but whatever) cause isn't she some NSFW communities or something? Like she actually might know fr

29.09.2023 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to get Instagram monthly bonuses for reels before they dropped me for no reason but I would get between 150-300$ monthly for significantly less views and engagements

29.09.2023 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0