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this is also how my white boyfriend looks at me

setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!

oh was there a sporpsball on i was reading the constitution

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?

Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort

sorry. rough times.

you know what else is bad for your mental health? every hour spent isolated in a detention facility

mike has been singing “libbing on a prayer” for the past hour

Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral primary can fix me

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

bringing* whoops

YouTube video by Sass McCoy Diane's Pop Star Views

bring up Sabrina Carpenter’s album art at the Function youtu.be/9SRs3PkRWPo?...

sat in a hammock today. gotta be one of the top ten best ways to sit.

please everyone a moment of silence for my current apartment, the love of my life

the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads: * PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES * YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE * Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS" * "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them (This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers): ? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop] ?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars] ??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving] "Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please" They have played us for absolute fools

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

‘America First’ was a hit list

idk just seems like if we introduced hegseth to this bad boy he’d never go back to using his phone for war plans

don’t recognize myself making small talk in zoom meetings. who is she? She has my face but she speaks in the Rae Dunn font

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

TIS!!! THE GODDAMN!!! SEASON!!!

i texted a lot of people about this

at a conservative wedding

not to be dramatic but everytime I look at my cat I believe in god a little bit more

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy

this is truly despicable.

me in 2021, shitposting: republicans are all pedos lol

me in 2025, serious as a heart attack: republicans are all pedophiles. it's a massive social problem we need to address.

Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.