Johnny Foreigner

I will. Now, please, stop torturing the poor things. They aren’t toys, they’re living creatures. Now you’ve been informed you’ve lost your ignorance defence. Stop it.

Here’s the latest of my livestock to be in my “raptor hospital”. She’ll be there another 10 days & cost me circa 200€ in vet fees.

Ahhh jog on. This is Bluesky, try and leave your pedantic and argumentative shit on Felon Musks shit hole.

At last healed enough to do a toast run with George our super donkey

Sunday headlines: The world is at war and Trump fucks children.

No, not health related exactly, just self preservation :)

…they are chickens. Chickens are cool, but they aren’t Disney characters, they don’t talk to you, don’t understand your words and wouldn’t care if they stumbled across your cold, lifeless body. Continue with your plant based diet, but don’t kid yourself. You’re a bad person.

They don’t love each other, they’re chickens. See, this is your problem, “I love animals so much I won’t eat them or wear quality footwear”, but you anthropomorphise them, advocate keeping them in an unsuitable environment and subjecting one to horrific cruelty just because you think it’s cute…

Yes thats sad, some of them were very attached to me. But I get news from them and they get news from me. And I can visit whenever I want so I’ll probably drop in. On the days they dish out free food. :)

I’d had enough of my little pause in employment, eight weeks is plenty, so I popped into my favourite little restaurant to enquire, was given a trial (today) as assistant cuisinier (and pot washer, of course) and I start full time in a fortnight. #EnjoyTheLittleThings

Martin Clunes loses planning battle with new travellers near Dorset home Councillors vote to allow couple to stay on plot of land, overruling objections of Wuthering Heights actor

Really pleased for Theo and Ruth x www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Nazi supporting paper says what?

…But (and this is important so I’m happy to have a chance to educate you) if you want pet poultry choose two hens, a cock will fuck to death his favourite chicken if he doesn’t have a sufficiently large pool of choice. Minimum 4 hens to 1 cockerel. And they’re social creatures, no lone chickens.

…You advocate keeping poultry as pets. That’s cool, but they’re living creatures who don’t follow human morals. You want to see them tear a mouse apart!..

This is Bluesky, you don’t have a “page” and you don’t get to tell anyone how to use their own account.

I’m in France, we only wash salad in chlorine. Do vegans eat salad?..

Nigel Farage refuses to apologise and condemn Reform councillor Simon Evans for sharing a death threat against Labour MP Natalie Fleet 😱

Keir Starmer explained what happened and invited Nigel Farage to apologise

Instead, Nigel Farage stood up and spoke about something else

I regularly cook magnificent, 100% vegan, Chinese dishes without being a vegan. I’m generally chugging down wine while I cook so 100% NOT vegan. But that ultra processed shite you demand is both bad for your health and fucking horrid.

A new, in box. Einhell tree pruning chainsaw.

My new toys have arrived! I’ve become a fan of this brand since taking a punt on a cordless chainsaw to use inside my barn & being majourly impressed by it. The small battery I bought doesn’t hold a huge charge so I’ve invested in 2 big buggers, I have a lot of trees to prune. #EnjoyTheLittleThings

My animals have choice, they roam free in gorgeous surroundings and eat like a king and several queens. The poor creatures in your video have no such choice or freedom and the hen is being terribly cruelly treated. If it were up to me you’d be prosecuted, you sick cunt.

Wow.

'Nasty and violent' Kent councillor jailed for coercive behaviour Ex-Reform UK councillor for Cliftonville, Daniel Taylor, receives a prison term and loses his seat.

Reform councillor jailed for coercive control after telling his wife he would kill her, put her in the boot of his car and set fire to it. Bit of a shame, as he seemed like an ideal candidate for Shadow Chief Whip.
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You don’t see it because you don’t know what you’re talking about, too busy virtue signalling to be self aware. Keeping a single hen with a cockerel is cruel. The hen will suffer terribly. Nature isn’t a Disney cartoon, animals aren’t toys, you’re a bad person.

Your floors are always super cool, every photo I see.

That sounds fantastic! That’s lunch with the firefighter tomorrow sorted. Merci beaucoup.

Bravo.

Ah, supplementary question: Do I cook the lardons?

Ah, you mean like, erm, lardons? #NumbAsAPissStoneMe :)

Oh and thank you. I forgot my manners.

Cheesy pasta sounds good, but I’ve no idea how to « lardon » anything!

Another neighbour left me a gift along with the basket I’d left her eggs in. A big jar of ham and another jar containing, erm, wild fucking boar! I’m very anti-chasse, but I don’t want to waste good food. The poor bugger’s dead now anyway.

That said, I’ve no idea how I should eat it.