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Christina

@clpatters.bsky.social

ROC, NY.

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There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11896    πŸ” 3154    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 155
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎢
Feel like a chump 🎢
Just checked the news 🎢
Outbreak of Mumps 🎢

07.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2355    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 14

OMG I thought I remembered you posted this, and a post about this MLM convention came through my Reddit feed from the AntiMLM subreddit… one of the huns tried recruiting them in the elevator, someone said literally an elevator pitch. πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are people surprised they’re losing subscribers when they’re still using Substack for their posts.

06.03.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4930    πŸ” 1320    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 129

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

05.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4387    πŸ” 1812    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 30

i truly just hate this motherfucker so much and have for so long. i just want him, specifically him, to be gone. it won't solve everything, but i am sick of his voice, sick of his brain, sick of his stranglehold on everything during this short time we have on earth

04.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to get excited about False Spring this year because you know it’s just gonna fuckinβ€˜ snow for the Lilac Festival.

04.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My coworker who made it a point to buy their house close enough so they could walk the commute (even in our snowstorms!) to not use their car to help the environment, sure does love using the β€œQualified” work AI chatbot every day.

03.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll actually look for you this time, and not just notice the back of your head from your tallness in my pre-race photo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads 

The
ARSE 
of 
FRE

Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

01.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1357    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 13

Almost signed up for the Shoreline Half but I might actually die doing a half in mid-July. Will prob do the 5K again!

01.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops just signed up for a 15K.

01.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NIN Denver 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An explosion and shrapnel

NIN Denver 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An explosion and shrapnel

NIN Dallas 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Bombs dropping from a jet

NIN Dallas 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Bombs dropping from a jet

NIN Camden 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Explosions from an aircraft carrier

NIN Camden 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. Explosions from an aircraft carrier

NIN Long Island 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An atomic bomb.

NIN Long Island 2006 tour poster by Designers Republic / Rob Sheridan. An atomic bomb.

NIN tour posters from 20 years ago this spring, during the Bush/Cheney wars. Same as it fucking ever was…

Art direction by Designers Republic, design by me.

28.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

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28.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6721    πŸ” 1517    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 81

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be β€œdo not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

28.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 1: 35 Hours

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 1: 35 Hours

28.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Will there ever be a time again when I don’t feel like screaming multiple times per day.

28.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

Subscribe below.

25.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7048    πŸ” 1770    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 165

I love it.

25.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was 10,000 years ago

24.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i see the looksmaxxing dolts aren’t the only ones hitting themselves in the head with hammers

24.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3
"You made this day a special day, by just being you." Fred Rogers quote over cartoon version of Alysa Liu. Instagram post

"You made this day a special day, by just being you." Fred Rogers quote over cartoon version of Alysa Liu. Instagram post

PBSKids depicting a frenulum piercing. Alysa's power

21.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2509    πŸ” 353    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15
Lock screen alert with the Mets logo on the left hand side of it, Marlins and Mets logos on the right hand side, for Marlins @ Mets. MIA vs. NYM about to start. pitching: Snelling for MIA vs. Waddell for NYM. LFGM.

Lock screen alert with the Mets logo on the left hand side of it, Marlins and Mets logos on the right hand side, for Marlins @ Mets. MIA vs. NYM about to start. pitching: Snelling for MIA vs. Waddell for NYM. LFGM.

Oh, how I’ve missed this.

21.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HBD, Pete! 🍻

21.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wasn’t sure if they did this because she’s female or brown or progressive and then i realized the answer is β€œyes”

17.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1841    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 2
Chrontendo Episode 47 (01:12:47)

Chrontendo Episode 47 (01:12:47)

15.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heaven 17 - (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang
YouTube video by Arhangel Gavril Bogovesnik Heaven 17 - (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang

Heard this on the drive this morning, hopefully the sign of a good day.

13.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An exchange in my mentions where somebody wanted to know why I posted that Nancy pelosi supported cuellar, the sole yes vote on the save act. She called it noise. Anyway it ends up that I get her to block me.

An exchange in my mentions where somebody wanted to know why I posted that Nancy pelosi supported cuellar, the sole yes vote on the save act. She called it noise. Anyway it ends up that I get her to block me.

You don't have to share your brain rot. You can just block people.

12.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

A friend from college has started serious plans for a move to Canada at the end of this year, and I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of anyone.

11.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0