Christina

Driving a whole truckful of Diet Coke through the wall of the Oval Office like the Kool-Aid man, trying to distract Trump.

Mamdani grinning and trump looking up longingly at him

How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge

There were people on Twitter defending their purchases from Shein because they claimed their clothes were the only ones that fit them well.

Ofc today I also got the bill for my surgery, but with insurance it was only (“only”) ~$1K.

Always speaking too soon… need to buy a new furnace today lol cool cool. But at least I had $10 for a coffee and a treat the other day.

BONUS MOE-NESS: Leg-Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember

rfk jr has heard this and rumbled that he was on his way

YOU WERE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY AND HAD SEX WITH A CHILD THAT IS NOT A “CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER” WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse

Found $10 in my work pant’s pocket!

a crude cartoon of a wandering computer, telling its (previous) owner 'i have found enlightenment'. its owner is standing on the side of the path that the computer is travelling, crying and begging 'please come home...'

cartoon, australian microcomputer, magazine (1983) archive.org/details/aust...

Cleared yesterday to start (veeery gradually) getting more activity and exercise in. Never calling any of my runs or race times slow again.

probably something an innocent man would do

It feels a bit odd to be "rooting" for POTUS to be a pedophile. But the fact is, we all know he's a pedophile. We're just rooting for him to face consequences for once.

I was actually JUST nostalgically looking at CK One when I was at CVS the other day, and almost bought it. 😂

Walked past someone in the hallway at work who smelled just like Gap Dream and I was immediately transported back to another time. I don’t think even the outlet sells it anymore, but now I NEED to find it again.

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Ani-Moe-tion, Day 11: Peppa Pig

#simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember #animoetion

Think I’m gonna listen to this tonight.

I really hate how Trump refers to everything as a "hoax." The "Democrat Shutdown Hoax?" The government was shut down. It wasn't a "hoax." Demented shithead.

It’s tiiiime.
(But really just me all year, every year.)

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

All photos of Trump are incredibly nauseating, but I might actually throw up if I see the new one again with his fucking shiny ear.

Biopsy from the boob lesion they removed ended up being benign, so I don’t think I could ask for better!

Back to work after my surgery last week, and I’ve only cried once at my desk so far!!!

It's not uncommon to label all of the rooms in a facility for dementia patients

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney