Ed edlalu - Bluesky Statics

I like you better already.

05.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was up by chance. Total cloud cover in Tacoma. Back to sleep.

03.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a large frog is sitting in a living room . ALT: a large frog is sitting in a living room .

03.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a striped suit and tie with the words #beetlejuice #beetlejuice ALT: a man in a striped suit and tie with the words #beetlejuice #beetlejuice

03.03.2026 05:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you familiar with Pacific Notions on KEXP?

03.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A kitten is sprawled out chasing a laser pointer.

SCOOP: sHmegseth reveals tools used to create laser focus for goal in Iran war.

02.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s gonna end up in the glue factory.

28.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Capitalism is a scourge.

27.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Near the top of my “Riders I’d Like to Hang With” list.

27.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds good, but how to successfully cram all that on (in?) a bagel escapes me.

27.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your State of the Post post is unconvincing.

26.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The database has an error of plus/minus MILLIONS obviously. Thank you for your attention to this math matters matter.

26.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thruxton jr is on my test ride list this season.

26.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

at least tomorrow is a *day*

26.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is that……PASCHA?!?!

25.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All this “wealth” is created out thin air. Amazon doesn’t have a high security warehouse stacked with money. The space litter satellites aren’t stuffed full of cash.
Why are they amassing Scrooge McDuck fortunes? Will they ever be able to spend it all? Will they or their families ever be without?

23.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s your thumbs that are the problem, not your feet.

23.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And in Portland

21.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a cartoon character making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character making a funny face with his mouth open .

21.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of homer simpson looking at a picture of a skeleton ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson looking at a picture of a skeleton

TARIFFS…….

ROBERTS….

SUPREME COURT….

GurgleBURGleggurgle

🤞

20.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oy gevalt!

20.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HBOMAXHBO

Wait which is it again?

20.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a billboard about nothing.

19.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m vice turning, no signaling involved.

19.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gaaaaaah!

MORE CURLING!!!

19.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give that man the Bluesky Snack and Dessert Peace Prize.

18.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me Kimchee if I need more.

18.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine is a 2012 Explorer. Twinsies!!

18.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love that redline!

18.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

38 degrees here, grill warming up.

17.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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