White Men Canβt Jump
23.08.2025 22:24 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@justdavedean.bsky.social
Drummer for Railing and Lizard Skin DJ at Blow Pony, Coffin Club, Mad Hanna and around PDX Weird queer person Fiercely left as fuck Fix-it guy Punk, goth, metal Fishnets Chickens
White Men Canβt Jump
23.08.2025 22:24 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Black Sabbath
23.08.2025 22:11 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screenshot of Gaza today on Google maps showing an area thatβs been updated next to one that hasnβt
23.08.2025 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool I guess itβs officially End of the World Summer
22.06.2025 00:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need a slur for people like this
04.06.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lemme know if you need help reaching anything
27.05.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, if youβre really in the zone I wouldnβt wanna interrupt.
27.05.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Truth be told, I canβt breakdance as good as that woman in the olympics we all made fun of last year
27.05.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just got back on here and itβs all Iβm seeing too, and it has ironically seemed to have increased engagement.
27.05.2025 16:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when there was a horrible virus killing people all over the world and massive riots all over the country, and Cardi B was like hey btw my pussy is extremely wet
27.05.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I made a cake for the first time in my life and itβs really good and I have the prouds
22.05.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOVE her
21.05.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kid Congo π
21.05.2025 05:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cannibal Corpse karaoke hits different
05.05.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I take hope in the fact that the people trying to establish a fascist state are also so incredibly stupid and bad at everything that they will fail miserably.
04.05.2025 19:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The name Great Depression implies thereβs a shitty depression and Iβm pretty sure thatβs where weβre headed
29.04.2025 05:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He admits borders arenβt real
28.04.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the fuck? Why are you talking about him in any remotely positive way?
28.04.2025 16:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the most impossibly difficult things to do when youβre high on cocaine is open a tiny ziplock bag. Who the fuck came up with this system?
27.04.2025 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maaaaaaaaaaan I wish Bluesky would take off
24.04.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People my age are so stupid. We DrAnK fRoM tHe HoSe
Shut the fuck up man
I saw one pull into a crowded Trader Joeβs parking lot and the people inside looked like so stupid I couldnβt believe the whole scene was real
13.04.2025 00:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good point! π
12.04.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So wtf do you do in the case of zombies?
12.04.2025 16:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππ I just ran with it, like yeah thatβs a part of vamp culture for sure
10.04.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I ever meet one of those vampires thatβs like really old, Iβm gonna be like damn how the hell did you avoid garlic for 1000 years?
10.04.2025 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This woman is a fucking demon
08.04.2025 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt know why the algo sent me this, but that exact piano is in my bands video
youtu.be/321RY4OVE2c?...
Damn that stage guy was fast with that drum mic
08.04.2025 05:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0