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Awoof, I love rooster rock

01.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hairy human dog with his boner.

Ok the sun felt really great, made this dog do more extensive boner work after the sun went behind a cloud.

01.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Awooofternoon. Dog had a nice after-bikeride relax in the sun. Can't wait for the nude beach again.

01.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Handsome pupper

01.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too awoof!

01.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Put tape over it

28.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

front wags

26.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

yeah 10. also drove without a license, bought beer at a liquor store because at 15 i had facial hair. Hitchhike to a friends place because there was a party there, neighbors picked me up and gave me a beer for the party. Only came home for dinner and farm chores. Rode my dirtbike everywhere.

24.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

will check it out! awoof!

24.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awoof buddy I'd bang my baseball bat boner on your face

17.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awooofternoon

16.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 62 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Peekaboo for your flaccid cock Friday #fcf

24.01.2026 02:57 — 👍 139 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1

Three things I love. Smizmar, sushi, siv6

15.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

He looks like a good boy

15.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But was it really excessive?

13.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sleep is the way

11.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what happens after the spankings...

11.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awooofternoon

11.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess once you've used fragrance for more than 10 mins they get used to it until they put enough on that it finally registers in their burned out sense of smell. Unfortunately the city now thinks something has either died or bloomed and issues a weather alert

11.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your facial hair is amazing

11.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Front wags! Awooo!

11.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice furniture value remover

09.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's neat, Ive done that with card games like euchre to try and learn better strategy

08.02.2026 06:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you have an example? My dumb dog brain is like maybe? I dunno

07.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gawd I know, there's some tiny flower blooming and wow is it barf tempting, spring pollen and smells really hit me hard :(

07.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's marshmallow cream

06.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hairy dude holding his cut boner

Boner Wednesday

05.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The front one has been shaken and touched by many, warmed up with their hands and squeezed flat, crunched, dropped on the floor...

01.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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