David Damagé

im trying to finish this car before my heart explodes out of my chest.

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One thing about streaming services is that I wish to communicate my desire to never hear any radio edit of any song ever.

Obviously, this track doesn't count.

There is nothing that you can tell me that I didn't already learn from Pimp C.

HEY GUYS! WHITEY IS ON THE MOOK AGAIN!

Norman Reedus also rides a bike 🤔

I've never seen Norman Reedus and Kamen Rider in the same room 🤔🤔

The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.

The slow pull

As of today the US government is like 20% in charge of me.

This.

Cyberpunk is for sure worth playing. v2.2 is super great.

I know that you heard,"I'll see you when you get there." But what i said was, "C U WHEN U GET THERE."

You have growing up to do.

What if my horse wears sharpened shoes? Like "Odd Job" except like a billion times worse.

the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.

Enough of the backstory, skip to recipe...

My mom is these two.

WHO IS IN THIS POST OFFICE EATING CIGARETTES?

That urge to make a big stack of P.B.&J.'s and shuffle them shits like a deck of cards before I eat the whole schmoigle...

Shit yes.

About to make the realest phone mount for my car.

How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.

It is so embarrassing to remember how wack i was about, "Sailor Moon" when i was a piece of shit kid.

This is pretty good.

Lenses are for fucking nerds.

Are you just trying to make me remember a television show? Because this was a good one. I wanna watch this and the nineties "Beauty and the Beast".

I'm bored already.

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Miss that bakers square by riverside. Had the curved glass smoking section and good pies. Not great, but good. I want a "Betty's" pie...

I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.

Same.

I was really proud of "Maj. Loose-anagi"...