Hearse Whisperer

The second hand on my watch has somehow become a 2-second hand. I’m not even sure how that could happen…?

Only if it last longer than 4 hours do you need to consult a doctor.

Sounds like my kind of camp!

My serious answer is it should be studied seriously & there’s strong evidence that psychedelics used in a therapeutic setting, can be very beneficial.

My (slightly) less serious answer is we should microdose the water supply with LSD so we all know how interconnected we are and love each other.

I get what you’re saying, but are you actually amazed there are this many white supremacists in Amerikkka?

Ummm, the administration *ARE* those in power.

Do you understand what the word “Why” means?????

That you don’t trust them is implied by not….what’s the word?…TRUSTING them for the job!

Can you give a fucking reason for that, or are you too fucking stupid to even know what’s being discussed???

The only way to put an end to The Mad King was to stab him through with a broadsword.

And what were his dying words? “Burn them all!”

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Well, I probably think more highly of sticks than most people…But I’m not sure that’s a productive lesson for your little one to learn under these circumstances.

There’s only one place he should go, and even that is much too good for him.

Plus! How dumb are sticks?! They don’t swim around in the water. They don’t change into anything! They just sit there on the ground being stupid sticks.

DeBary 4th graders cover struggling classmate’s desk in encouraging notes A fourth-grade class in Central Florida is inspiring millions, and it’s all because of a simple act of kindness.

Saw this today, strangely appropriate. You would know best if watching this would cheer her up or make it worse, but there are lots of kids who “aren’t as good as their classmates” at all sorts of things.

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Also, tell her tadpoles are fucking rad! First they’re fish, then they’re frogs! How fucking cool is that!?

(Yes, I know they’re not fish, but everything animal in the water is a fish if you think they are)

Well this guy is my new favorite person.

I wish I was, too. 🥺

This sounds like something the Schrute Family Farm would sponsor

“Friendly Takeover”

Orwell’s head just exploded.

That topic being, can you provide an actual *reason* (not your unsubstantiated opinion) why using psychedelic mushrooms should disqualify someone from any job.

No, I won’t get paid to work while active tripping. But that isn’t what we’re talking about, is it?

Care to move the goalposts again, or should we stay on topic?

No! Let’s keep Elmo out of this!

There’s no change coming; This is what America is. At our core we are a white supremacist nation. And unfortunately, we’ve never fulle evolved past that. Expecting America to change is like expecting a leopard to change its spots.

You’re going to make them build the Trump Phone!? That’s pure genuis! 😂

There are a LOT of men who secretly think he’s what masculinity is. Open lust for power, a trophy wife, and complete disregard for anyone seen as lesser (women, children, non-whites).

Should I express sadness in advance, just in case he loses his job, so I don’t lose mine? /s

Fuck this entire system and world we live in.

She literally said that her personal experience would be separate from her professional role.

But she took a psychedelic mushroom, so of course she hallucinated. And for her, it had something to do with her mother’s illness. Why is that concerning?

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She didn’t say she *DID* anything in the video. So WTF are you yakking about??

The number of people here that think Reefer Madness was a serious expose is UH-STOUNDING. If I didn’t know any better I’d say it’s a bunch of old boomers, but I guess the propaganda has continued to work down through the years. 🤦‍♂️

But also, you’re just making the statement as if it’s self-evident, without a single fact to support it.