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Lesbian climate angst is your new favourite musical genre. Funny (to me) environmental songs and memes. Putting the "ooh" in "existential dooom" #LwiththeT #CeasefireNow๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ https://linktr.ee/fossilheads

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the "woah this is worthless meme" where a cartoon guy looks at a piece of paper as if valuable and says woah.... this is worthless!" and here the piece of paper says "COP30 climate deal that doesn't mention cutting fossil fuels"

the "woah this is worthless meme" where a cartoon guy looks at a piece of paper as if valuable and says woah.... this is worthless!" and here the piece of paper says "COP30 climate deal that doesn't mention cutting fossil fuels"

#cop30 #fossilheads

23.11.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine objecting to the existence of Transgender Day of Remembrance on the premise that you don't feel enough people have died of transphobic violence to warrant it, and believing you're making a point that's anything other than cuntish

20.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
the "c'mon, do something" meme, here the badly drawn, sullen dude with a stick is prodding it toward a bubble that says "the AI investemt bubble" and saying "c'mon, burst"

the "c'mon, do something" meme, here the badly drawn, sullen dude with a stick is prodding it toward a bubble that says "the AI investemt bubble" and saying "c'mon, burst"

18.11.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
These Are Our Neighbours
YouTube video by Commoners Choir These Are Our Neighbours

We wrote this about people in Glasgow stopping their neighbours being grabbed by deportation raids.
Good to see communities all over the world doing the same.
@AntiRaids #ICEwatch

youtu.be/2YOk0ITaF2E?...

18.11.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brilliant ๐Ÿ’š

18.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the "c'mon, do something" meme, here the badly drawn, sullen dude with a stick is prodding it toward a bubble that says "the AI investemt bubble" and saying "c'mon, burst"

the "c'mon, do something" meme, here the badly drawn, sullen dude with a stick is prodding it toward a bubble that says "the AI investemt bubble" and saying "c'mon, burst"

18.11.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
the "Left Exit 12 Off Ramp" meme, where carrying on straight is labelled "raising public awareness of evidence of trump's involvement with sex-tracked teens" and changing direction is "being borderline homophobic over his possible involvement with another adult" and the car is labelled "the lw media outlets in my feed rn"

the "Left Exit 12 Off Ramp" meme, where carrying on straight is labelled "raising public awareness of evidence of trump's involvement with sex-tracked teens" and changing direction is "being borderline homophobic over his possible involvement with another adult" and the car is labelled "the lw media outlets in my feed rn"

focus, dweebs

15.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBF, they've arguably become even more unreliable.
I recently heard someone on BBC radio describe the present occupant of the White House as "honourable".

12.11.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one time the BBC came to our school to record a radio programme and in it they said I was 8 which was 100% fake news because I was actually 9, well anyway, gonna sue them for a billion dollars

12.11.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a lot of the commentary on the depth/sincerity of Erika Kirkโ€™s grieving or lack thereof is just plain misogyny tbh

12.11.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boy I sure do hate disseminators of misleading information, btw prolly gonna give everyone 2000 dollars idk

10.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is platforming Farage woke now? I must have blinked and missed the left wing bias.

10.11.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the "you guys are getting paid" meme but here it's "you guys are getting left-wing bias?"

the "you guys are getting paid" meme but here it's "you guys are getting left-wing bias?"

I feel like there's a part missing where we all got exposed to a deluge of left-wing bias from the BBC

10.11.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unlocked a new level of annoying and got blocked by a bot

04.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up around catholics and evangelists so know a thing or two about with how intense it is when people want you to follow a certain religion, even so I donโ€™t think anyone has ever wanted someone to be a certain religion as intensely as right-wingers want Anthony Williams to be a Muslim right now

04.11.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes

03.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Professor X meme of him holding his head with red rings radiating from it, with the text "must...find...way...to blame...migrants"

The Professor X meme of him holding his head with red rings radiating from it, with the text "must...find...way...to blame...migrants"

every grifter whenever a major news story breaks

03.11.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a headline that reads "Elon Musk says AI research into Ancient Rome will "rewrite history" along with the meme of Bobby from King of the Hill as Manhattan (normally saying "I am tired of these people")

a headline that reads "Elon Musk says AI research into Ancient Rome will "rewrite history" along with the meme of Bobby from King of the Hill as Manhattan (normally saying "I am tired of these people")

I mean...

03.11.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's Gen Alpha at the Door by FOSSILHEADS ( Halloween song!)
YouTube video by FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! It's Gen Alpha at the Door by FOSSILHEADS ( Halloween song!)

"what POSSIBLE reason do you have to be so ANGRY!?" Gen Alpha are out Trick-or-Treating but instead of candy they want ANSWERS!
A FOSSILHEADS song for Halloween - because who doesnโ€™t love commentary on anti-protest legislation, but spooky?

youtu.be/yJe3S0w80pE?...

31.10.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or, to think of another example off the top of my head, made president

29.10.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can tell migrants are failing to culturally assimilate when they get arrested, tried and punished immediately for sex offences rather than being given a slightly smaller royal estate to live in

29.10.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
text that reads "all the billionaire entrepreneurs who have at 
some point announced they are devoted to
 fixing the climate crisis, only to realise that, 
rather than it involving some cool tech bro 
gadget they can take the credit for inventing, 
it actually requires redistributing wealth and 
restructuring the toxic economic system that 
got them so rich in the first place:" and then there is 
a picture from 30 rock of a man in a desk in a suit looking bored with the subtitles displayed that say "This is boring. I'm bored now"

text that reads "all the billionaire entrepreneurs who have at some point announced they are devoted to fixing the climate crisis, only to realise that, rather than it involving some cool tech bro gadget they can take the credit for inventing, it actually requires redistributing wealth and restructuring the toxic economic system that got them so rich in the first place:" and then there is a picture from 30 rock of a man in a desk in a suit looking bored with the subtitles displayed that say "This is boring. I'm bored now"

25.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most crimes are committed by humans yet the government refuse to do anything about them

25.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

almost like it was never really about the Whitehouse or something

24.10.2025 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol remember when Michelle Obama got them all frothing at the mouth for saying "every morning I wake up in a house built by slaves" because it was apparently so disrespectful to speak in negative tones about the WH that way and now some guy literally tears the east wing down and they're super chill

24.10.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who wants to book us for summer 26? We have a bunch of reviews on FB, they are all 100% glowing except for the ones by climate change deniers, obviously

23.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok great, that part wasn't really the main thrust of my point tbh

22.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Class warfare intensifies

22.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A headline that reads "woman 'shocked' by ยฃ150 fine for pouring coffee down the street drain, followed by text that reads "how to react when the environmental protection act has been breached by disposal of waste in a way that could pollute land or water, a law enforcement guide:" followed by the "angry flower coy flower meme" and pointing to the angry flower is "when it's some woman emptying the end of her coffee down a street drain" and pointing to the coy flower is "when it's water companies dumping 3.6 millions hours of raw sewage into uk rivers and seas a year"

A headline that reads "woman 'shocked' by ยฃ150 fine for pouring coffee down the street drain, followed by text that reads "how to react when the environmental protection act has been breached by disposal of waste in a way that could pollute land or water, a law enforcement guide:" followed by the "angry flower coy flower meme" and pointing to the angry flower is "when it's some woman emptying the end of her coffee down a street drain" and pointing to the coy flower is "when it's water companies dumping 3.6 millions hours of raw sewage into uk rivers and seas a year"

22.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
London woman โ€˜shockedโ€™ by ยฃ150 fine for pouring coffee down street drain Burcu Yesilyurt handed fixed-penalty notice by enforcement officers near Richmond station

"The officers told her she was in breach of section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which makes it an offence to dispose of waste in a way that could pollute land or water" maybe do the water companies next, and then the agricultural sector!

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

22.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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