FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

I've only had 1 bra fitting 30 years ago where I was disparagingly told that there simply "wasn't a size" for such a broad back and small breasts, and that I'd need to get one custom made or from a special catalogue. Sooo I'd have been more comfortable with anyone who knows about bra extenders tbf.

Yeah, but you've also got to assume that they don't mean financial fraud and racially motivated violence. They'd lose 100% of their base if they went after that.

Shifty monkey side-eye meme with text that says 'when you're the loudest reform party fans and farage annouces reform are going to be the toughest party on law-breakers in history' .

whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Indeed!

Fuck coca-cola regardless, obviously

WE DID break the chain of violence but I have FULL RESPECT for everyone making their way through life now, they need more courage and strength than we ever did, seriously. Let's drop the implication that we were tougher than them, we don't have clue.

I HATE the gen X "be scared of us" narrative. Gen X have not done 1 single thing other than break the chain of casual violence as a form of discipline toward children. Boomers coped with war traumatised parents, we coped with them who didn't know better.

a tweet from the now erased @fossilheads twitter account that reads "Your regular reminder that nobody genuinely considers the term "cis" or "cisgender" a slur, and that the people pretending it IS a slur simply object to descriptor language that recognises trans people by default. It's about exclusion. That's it.' .

old enough to remember when y'all objected to "hetero" on the same grounds

SpongeBob squarepants looking suspicious with the text "me when you say Net Zero 2050 is bullshit and I’m trying to figure out if you’re a reactionary, climate change denying dullard or an anti-capitalist hero who I definitely want to be friends with"

lemme know cus we could be friends tho

A quote tweet of @ElleryKlein replying "Needing to buy a $20k-$100k $20k $100k vehicle just so you can leave the house" to @meeerah007's question "What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?' .

I was just reading about a study that suggested drivers searching for parking in the UK costs the costs the country 23.3 billion a year, lol

Poster for FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET that reads 'THE PRINTWORKS THE COMMUNITY SPACE FOR Pym Street, Tavistock, PL19 OAW Saturday 12th July 7pm FOSSIL FOSSILHEADS HEADS CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! The amazing Fossllheads (supported the also amazing but not quite amazinga the Fossilheads... Simon Sometimes) Raising money for Acoustic Cafe to be to able to update their PΑ system (seriously Antiques roadshow been showing interest Itl) TICKETS: £9 (OR MORE) Use the QR code buy online type the incredlbly long web address below. Tickets will available on the door £10 subject to availability https://fossilheads.bandcamp.com/merch/fossilheads-climate-crisis-cabaret-plus-simon-sometimes

do we have any Bsky-ers in or near TAVISTOCK in DEVON uk? this event is not to be missed if so! tell all your friends!

Screenshot of a meme, apparently made by "thatcucumberguy", that reads "scientists: my discoveries are useless if taken out of context" followed by a picture of serious looking scientist type, and then more text that reads "media: scientists claim their discoveries are useless"

not really even satire tbf

FOSSILHEADS performing live on the Melodrome stage, Eden Festival 2025

Had an amazing time at Eden Festival, a new fave! We rode many buses. Nearly got struck by lightening. Camped too near the dance tent and now my tinnitus has tinnitus. 5 stars would recommend to a friend. #climatecomedy #climatecrisiscabaret #lesbianclimateangst #welovescotland #fossilheads

a headline that reads "'Wildly overestimated': Public thinks net zero is set to cost 140 times more than CCC forecasts , accompanied by the Tom Robinson hotdog costume guy meme - where he has the logos of The Times, The Telegraph, The Daily Mail and the Sun on his head saying the line "We're all trying to find that guy who did this"

#fossilheads

Headline that reads "homeowners fall victim to net-zero cons by scammers" subheadline reads "traders have been tricking people by saying that their insulation is poisonous and persuading them to pay for unnecessary work, a consumer watchdog warns. The "what's that, lassie?" meme where it reads "what's that lassie, net zero is telling old people their loft insulation is poisonous?"

The Times here, naming a scam whereby vulnerable people are told that their insulation is poisonous and needs replacing a "net-zero con" rather than a "poisonous insulation con", for some reason

Finally made it to a @fossilheads.bsky.social gig! Lovely and funny. And I'm incredibly glad I didn't accidentally kick Rosie's mic stand over (which I was mortally terrified of doing the entire time)

Thanks so much for coming! And sorry for the spit you will 100 percent have had to endure 😬 ♥️

“Art is not a religion- it is religion. It is the glorification of gifts given to us, & to share these gifts is a form of ministry “- Martha Graham

the shocked koala meme, along with the headline "Ed Miliband's net zero is adding billions of Britons' energy bills

My face when I've just spent the last 6 months laughing at the Telegraph's desperate net zero headlines but then get an energy bill that is not merely 1 billion pounds more than anticipated, but billions PLURAL

I bet someone in a few years will come up with the genius idea of building tracks for the fixed-route Ubers

Headline that reads "Uber to introduce fixed-route shuttles in major cities designed for commuters" with a picture of Lisa Kudroe from Romy and Michell's high school reunion at the point where she says "I invented post-its" only it's been crudely changed to say "I invented buses"

- because wealthy passengers had literally NEVER been told what to do by working class people before (ie the railway operators), so simply didn't get on the trains when they were asked to, making schedules impossible to stick to - privilege slowing everybody down again! 2/2

The front over of the book Fire and Steam, A new history of the Railways in Britain by Christian Wolmar - the picture is of a silhouette of a steam train going over a viaduct

Is it time for another fun public transport fact? According to this sublimely geeky book about the introduction of the railways which I LOVE and highly recommend to certain types, one of the first major time-keeping problems they encountered was caused by those travelling first class 1/2

sad that I appear to have misspelled "recyclability" and must now go and live in a cave

a tweet by @kirawontmiss that reads "I hate citations why can't you just trust me bro"

Coca-cola's response to lawsuit suggesting they can't prove their recyclability claims:

"EurovisioOFF" written in the style of the Eurovision logo and the "Off" part resembling the Palestinian flag

#boycotteurovision

#BoycottEurovision

#BoycottEurovision

Helen lovejoy / Simpsons "won't someone please think of the children" meme, only here she is saying "haven't I suffered enough?"

Eurovision fans explaining why they won't be continuing the boycott this year like

Headline that reads: "Net Zero will not bring electricity down, says British Gas boss" along with a scene from NewRadio sitcom where a character says "I'm just an impartial observer"