FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

EU parliament votes to ban meat names for plant-based foods Pressure to ban meat labels for plant-based products comes from Europe's livestock farmers.

words can't hurt you but if you call a plant-based circle a burger, the agricultural industry collapses
www.bbc.com/news/article...

“REAL ART HAS THE CAPACITY TO MAKE US NERVOUS” Susan Sontag (“ICON 2003”, 36”x27”, charcoal and graphite on paper)

A telegraph headline that reads "19 former conservative MPs have crossed the floor to join Nigel Farages party" accompanied by the Rik Mayall character Alan B'stard with the text "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse" with a Reform rosette photoshopped onto him

An obvious idiom springs to mind, but it's not really fair on rats

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A telegraph headline that reads "19 former conservative MPs have crossed the floor to join Nigel Farages party" accompanied by the Rik Mayall character Alan B'stard with the text "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse" with a Reform rosette photoshopped onto him

An obvious idiom springs to mind, but it's not really fair on rats

A headline that reads "Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional Gaza authority" followed by the cartoon meme that was originally of 2 paths with the heart going one way and the brain going the other, but this one has been altered so that both the heart and the brain are going the way that reads "add another war criminal" and the path that reads "stop giving weapons to the people doing the genocide" and the title to the meme is "complex choices for world leaders when there's a genocide to stop"

A headline that reads "Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional Gaza authority" followed by the cartoon meme that was originally of 2 paths with the heart going one way and the brain going the other, but this one has been altered so that both the heart and the brain are going the way that reads "add another war criminal" and the path that reads "stop giving weapons to the people doing the genocide" and the title to the meme is "complex choices for world leaders when there's a genocide to stop"

European broadcasters to vote on expelling Israel from Eurovision 2026 European Broadcasting Union says vote required after several nations threaten potential boycott

will it be the same voting system that gave Israel eleventy million points from the public vote last year? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

the Billy Madison "bus driver / no they didn't" meme, here he is saying "you know, they're out there eating our swans" and the reply is "no, no they're not" and then he says "well no they're not, but imagine if they were"

sorry but having just watched a yt video of Charlie Kirk explaining to a medical student that life begins at conception because when the sperm meets the egg "something magic happens" I gotta say I think his debating skills may have been somewhat overstated

To quote the Wiked Witch, "What a world! What a world!"

#rapture

text that reads "everyone freaking tf out because a girl on TikTok said the world was going to end:" followed by a picture of people excitedly freaking out, and then text that reads "climate scientists:" followed by the meme of the guy with his hands on his hips looking unimpressed

the Anakin Padme "right?" meme, where Anakin is saying "the 'end of the world'" is trending right now and she is saying "finally! so people are engaging with the climate crisis en masse at long last, right?"

the "I just want you to stop saying odd shit" meme

Me to the BBC, when they report the president of another country's unevidenced opinion on paracetamol as headline UK news

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Petition: Stop airport expansion: halt all airport expansion plans across the UK More than 20 airports across the UK have expansion plans, which will result in a combined increase of 60%+ capacity. More flights means more emissions, at a time when we should be doing everything we ...

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The "despicable me" meme where Gru (in Reeves wig) is presenting a plan - the 4 panels say "1. prove we're not lefties by prioritising growth 2. more growth! bigger! further! faster! 3. everybody dies 4. Grud turns to look at the one that says "everybody dies" in concerned fashion

Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED

the "angry eyebrows" meme - here angry brows is saying "the left couldn't defeat him in an argument so they killed him" and the other person is saying "there are loads of videos of the the left defeating him in arguments on YouTube" and then angry eyebrows gets angry eyebrows

If I used statistics in the same way Reform do, I would point out that more Man/Woman couples get divorced than any other group.

YouTube video by FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! promo reel 2026

Happy #socialistsunday to all who celebrate! We are taking this funny show all around the UK next summer, encouraging audiences to recognise that we can't fight the climate crisis without restructuring the system to prioritise people + planet over profit! plz show it some ❤️? youtu.be/gSFMCxV9nZw?...

Mekhi Phifer meme (smoking cigarette looking down in exhausted fashion) along with the text. when "save the planet" type pages generate AI pictures to illustrate their environmental message"

omg stop

A headline and picture from Pink News of Nigel Farage, with the text "Twice married Nigel Farage claims the 'most stable relationships' are between men and women

More interesting than the homophobia, is the reminder that this man does not base his position on anything other than ideas that he has invented in his mind and assumes (or would prefer) to be true.

Remember this when he is spouting s***e about immigrants.

Zarah join the Greens plz! 🙏

indeed!

Every single element of the policy of the right is "I reckon" presented confidently, based around their assumptions of what they think the world should be like and not in any way interacting with reality

Nigel Farage claims heterosexual relationships are 'most stable' Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, who has been married twice, has claimed the 'most stable relationships' exist between a man and a woman.

(article here www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/16/n...)

A headline and picture from Pink News of Nigel Farage, with the text "Twice married Nigel Farage claims the 'most stable relationships' are between men and women

More interesting than the homophobia, is the reminder that this man does not base his position on anything other than ideas that he has invented in his mind and assumes (or would prefer) to be true.

Remember this when he is spouting s***e about immigrants.