FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

don't help him spread his bs

text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

a picture in the style of a "nostalgia" post ie when people post toys, sweets etc from a bygone era asking "who remembers these?" only here it is the Conservative Party logo

It's throwback Friday!

the emlmo choosing white power over fruit meme, where the fruit is "accepting defeat in a. dignified fashion" and the white powder is "bleating about cheats while shitting pants" and Elmo is "Reform"

THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!

The Greens have proven that standing firm and not pandering to Farage's alarmist migrant hysteria wins respect and support from the electorate. The regressive politics of scapegoating the marginalised and all the other dirty tricks were REJECTED in G&D tonight

the front page of today's daily mail where the main headline is "Green plan to hand illegal immigrants free house, a wage and NHS care" accompanied but the "children being terrified of bunny" meme, where the children are the Daily Mail and the bunny is the Green Party

THE GREEN PARTY WANT TO GIVE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS A FREE CRACK PLAYGROUND, A HOSPITAL FULL OF FIFTY POUND NOTES AND LET THEM WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS WHENEVER THEY WANT TO

the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

Labour party MPs when they're on their 10th line of coke for the day

the "bored woman being talked at" meme, where the girl is "the electorate, the lad talking talking is "Labour" and what he's saying is "THE THING IS, RIGHT, THE GREENS HAVE GOT A DRUGS POLICY THAT WOULD MEAN PLAYGROUNDS TURN INTO CRACK DENS"

the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

we are sooooo ready for this kind of cross-party solidarity

#socialistsunday

Corbyn: "I’m speaking on behalf of Your Party, he ’s speaking on behalf of the Greens, we’re absolutely united in the need to defeat the far right, defeat Reform, defeat the racists, defeat the fascists that’s why we’re supporting the Greens in the Denton by-election”
cross-party solidarity FTW

Those referring to Andrew’s arrest as an “unprecedented crisis for the royals” seem to have forgotten about the time meghan markle closed her own car door

the "How could they have done this" meme where the person shooting is "anti vax parents" and the person being shot is "their kids" with a cartoon face drawn on and being shot is a cloud of measles, and in the second picture the kid has measles and looks sad with a thermometer int their mouth and then at the expression is "why would immigrants do this"

3 notorious "disappointed / frustrated" meme characters depicted in the sky as if in heaven, along with th text "the primary inventors of the measles vaccine in heaven rn"

The Donald Duck waking up meme where there title reads "When to care about “protecting children” - a guide for the general public:" and then next to the sleeping Donald is "when most of the known participants in the most notorious pedophile ring on earth are in positions of great power and influence and are walking around free today because they’re being protected by institutions that are supposed to protect the public" and they waking up Donald (with red laser eyes) is" when there might be a trans girl participating in sports"

the pointing mannequin meme, with the text "your Dad generates caricatures of himself on ChatGPT"

the "anime girl hiding from a terminator" meme, where the terminator is labelled "plant-based food packaging using words like "sausage" burger" and "milk" and the girl is labelled "the very fabric of existence"

great that the Supreme Court has stepped in to prevent the sky from falling on us again

The Rod Serling "Imagine if you will" meme, here the text is "imagine if you will a world where men are as instantly receptive and reactive to the stories that most women have of violent, threatening and abusive

I feel the urge to share this one again right now, for some reason?

Pikachu surprised meme, that has been very badly doctored to very vaguely resemble Keir Starmer

tfw it turns out the person you appointed into high government office who had previously been sacked from high government office twice before for corruption, is corrupt

haha! thank you! 💚

thanks so much! 💚

you can tell migrants are failing to culturally assimilate to our way of life because if there is evidence that a migrant man has committed a sex offence, he will tend to get arrested, tried and convicted for it

the toysjory "everywhere" meme, here the text is "paedophiles"

a tweer from @bratzula that reads "annual reminder that oil companies haven't finished cleaning a SINGLE OIL LEAKin human history. NOT ONE od the oil leas you heard of as a child, 20 years ago etc has been properly cleaned. "

worth a reshare, apparently cleanups are never more than 10% effective - and spills are very much inevitable to the process so calling them “accidents” is questionable to say the least.

cartoon of robots at the cinema with 3d glasses on from (I think) futuramas Fear of A Bot Planet

i guess one issue w ticket sales for the Melania film is that the far right is dominantly male + highly misogynist, ergo a big portion of their supposed target audience may not actually be all that interested in her... + that another big portion of the fanbase are bots who don't go to the cinema yet

stock photo of a woman comforting a man with text added so she's asking "do you even know what you're upset about?" and he's replying "not really, no"

my new favourite genre of reply guy is the reply guy who is plaintively hand-wringing at how the green party have “lost their way” having clearly never, ever paid any attention to anything about them whatsoever until now

the angry flower meme, here the sweet happy flower is first, with the text "republican lawmakers when ICE muder an unarmed member of the public" and the angry flower has the text "republican lawmakers when ICE murder an armed member of the public

it's almost as if it's the gun they care about rather than the... well I guess we knew that already didn't we

if you're not crying into a carrier bag full of receipts on the last week of January, are you even self-employed?