Trump will put his name on everything except the Epstein files.
21.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump will put his name on everything except the Epstein files.
21.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing screams "America" more than the fact Black Friday sales now runs longer than Black History Month.
14.11.2025 11:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Touche 😅
18.07.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this a Banksy?
17.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm so jealous tbh 😀
21.06.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this
21.06.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How's everyone else's Saturday?
21.06.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Someone should ask Putin to help negotiate a peace deal between Elon and Trump.
05.06.2025 23:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I went to a restaurant and they said 8s and unders eat free. Which is great because I'm a 5 at best.
28.05.2025 21:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The theme song will be ICE ICE baby
16.05.2025 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The only thing worse than a job rejection is when the recruiters don't reply and then make a big fuss about who they did hire.
Anyway, I'm not going to be the new Pope.
I have a feeling this will be a short dance.
30.04.2025 22:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flat for rent for the EdFringe.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.
No time wasters.
If he doesn't reappear in 3 days he's missing a massive PR opportunity.
21.04.2025 12:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes I am
13.04.2025 14:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like if you earn more than £10,000 a year from a thing you shouldn't be able to call it a "side hustle".
12.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone's had a big trip to IKEA
11.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fair point 😅
29.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No, you're unable to sleep because you're casting for a recreation of Hamilton with Muppets.
The King of England would be the only human.
I've been under represented for too long
20.03.2025 19:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh God, don't give them ideas... 🫠
18.03.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And notes, so he doesn't forget the prices.
18.03.2025 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
£1000 says Putin will be in an unofficial Tesla ad by Thursday.
17.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
He's littering the Gulf of Mexico.
08.03.2025 05:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😅😅😅
04.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember, a crepe is just a pancake that did a year abroad in France and wants everyone to know it.
04.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Even God has no good news right now.
04.03.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, let it mellow.
Donald Trump is the best President Russia has ever had.
01.03.2025 04:53 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"
28.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0