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Lauren

@larrygoose.bsky.social

Goofy ass and wife of kevjg

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Who gave them access… just asking questions…

05.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOuchies” I say

04.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What crocheting πŸ‘€

02.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An array of 9 purple discs on a blue background. Figure from Hinnerk Schulz-Hildebrandt.

An array of 9 purple discs on a blue background. Figure from Hinnerk Schulz-Hildebrandt.

A nice shift in perceived colour between central and peripheral vision. The fixated disc looks purple while the others look blue.

The effect presumably comes from the absence of S-cones in the fovea.

From Hinnerk Schulz-Hildebrandt:
arxiv.org/pdf/2509.115...

24.09.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 53
Children’s wooden alphabet blocks stacked to spell β€œJORB”, a reference to homestar runner

Children’s wooden alphabet blocks stacked to spell β€œJORB”, a reference to homestar runner

01.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I had been telling myself at least the Canes not winning a cup meant I have been spared seeing them visit the White House because I knew Jaccob slavin’s ass would feel honored to be there. Hate being right

26.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 3 sizes

23.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it entirely food motivated (probably?)? Is it that I don’t have appropriate consequences for not being quiet (definitely true)?

23.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is kinda crazy to me how the kids will be alright for their ages but have some genuinely disruptive behavior during mass, and then at the little social downstairs afterwards sit extremely well and be perfectly polite and obedient

23.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

22.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6274    πŸ” 1062    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 117

3 on 3 for a gold medal is criminal

22.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

18.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooo

22.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a point of contention in my marriage but obviously salt heads are correct

18.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus mercy

18.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a real battle axe

17.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m doing 9-9:30pm as my time for social media and games

17.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to my life !

17.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My grandmother sent the kids temporary tattoos on little Valentine cards in one envelope together with this included. It keeps making me laugh

17.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love u

17.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah

17.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯° next time you visit we will not give you a plague

17.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

17.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk β€œfine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved

16.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4823    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 31

10000000%. I have to know

17.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleeping gets you 90% of the way there lol

17.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘😘😘 we will reunite for Easter

17.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think im gonna block social media and games apps except for 9-9:30pm

17.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Jesus of history, the Christ of faith?

16.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes her strong clothing preferences are a bit frustrating but I can’t really argue with having a 2yo who can basically get herself dressed

16.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0