@larrygoose.bsky.social
Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
The 3 sizes
23.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it entirely food motivated (probably?)? Is it that I don’t have appropriate consequences for not being quiet (definitely true)?
23.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is kinda crazy to me how the kids will be alright for their ages but have some genuinely disruptive behavior during mass, and then at the little social downstairs afterwards sit extremely well and be perfectly polite and obedient
23.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.
Wow that franchise took a dark turn
22.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 6160 🔁 1012 💬 134 📌 1163 on 3 for a gold medal is criminal
22.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
18.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Oooooo
22.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is a point of contention in my marriage but obviously salt heads are correct
18.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus mercy
18.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s a real battle axe
17.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m doing 9-9:30pm as my time for social media and games
17.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to my life !
17.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My grandmother sent the kids temporary tattoos on little Valentine cards in one envelope together with this included. It keeps making me laugh
17.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love u
17.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah
17.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥰 next time you visit we will not give you a plague
17.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏
17.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
16.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 4828 🔁 343 💬 77 📌 3110000000%. I have to know
17.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sleeping gets you 90% of the way there lol
17.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😘😘😘 we will reunite for Easter
17.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think im gonna block social media and games apps except for 9-9:30pm
17.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Jesus of history, the Christ of faith?
16.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes her strong clothing preferences are a bit frustrating but I can’t really argue with having a 2yo who can basically get herself dressed
16.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk where she learned “teamwork” but it makes me laugh every time
16.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 02, yelling down the hall: MAMA IM GETTING DRESSED
Me: great! Me too!
2: ME TOO! TEAMWORK
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
I’ve seen some people do flowers with the end of the paintbrush to just make little circles
15.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hillary Clinton welcome to the shire
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