Shellfire

@tormi.bsky.social

coward i fear

baller (from Splatoon 2) got last in A41!!!

@samurottyo.bsky.social - “make a quote for me idk”
@luckylucariow.bsky.social “today marks 3 months”
@shellfire.bsky.social - “congratulations!”
@lowtieryoshi.bsky.social - “is she pregnant???”

(I promise the rest of this thread will be more tangible but this one was answered pretty quick)

ok first thing to check off the list, dynamo doesn’t make sense for me to pursue, it doesn’t do anything to make it worth over painbrush for what I want to do and what my current role is. I still will push it casually because it is very fun.

Explain bloblobber.

Splatoon goals for February 2026:

5 star sorella brella

6 star vpain

gold jet

maaaaybe gold bubble

decide on how much I want to commit to dynamo

misc. 4 stars (CRE-M, starz, glamorz, vbrella, order brush, order brella, order roller) (vbrella kits will be grinded for after sbrella 5 star)

obviously, that sounds rad

the ninja squid of the air

why thermal when I can dart

A splatoon draw over a comic. Character A is saying "dude you need to get the fuck out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass" while character B replies "ITS CALLED AURA BRUH". They both look like inklings and character B is under the effect of flow aura

they called it flow aura in eng

chicanery

(i saw exactly ZERO people call this)

Y’all ain’t ready

Keep your eyes on her, she's gonna go far

today I realized I had a WAVE ring

VIVID WAVE decided on a whim to play in Milk Cup and made 3rd in bronze bracket!

@astridsteorra.bsky.social - HAPPY BIRTHDAY VHAPPY
@shellfire.bsky.social - HAPPY BIRTHDAY VHAPPY
@vhappy.bsky.social - it my birthday :D
@omgitstenten.bsky.social - HAPPY BIRTHDAY VHAPPY

#compsplatoon

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
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#highdivsplatoon

yeah that’s true the more aggro side of blob is a lot more demanding, very glad with how balanced the final ended up being

down, I definitely hard agree there. Overall really nice to see blob not just get shit on but actually attempted to be understood.

I personally think it’s a little too heavy on how slow blob is, and sorta hard on deco a little much, but I really liked how they actually considered deco and didn’t just write it off as “the bad one“. Glad that it was mentioned that the real test of blob is knowing when to agress and when to slow

Hyperdive vs Meta settled once and for all #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

Not our best result by the numbers, but I’m still really happy with how we did, especially considering it’s my first tournament on sbrella. We definitely have a lot to work on and will continue to grow, but I‘m overall happy with how we did this weekend <3

VIVID WAVE made 5th in gamma bracket of Low Ink!

@astridsteorra.bsky.social - actually played custom blaster in bracket
@shellfire.bsky.social - fun fact: look at this thing
@vhappy.bsky.social - what if I got my fun facts from animal crossing
@omgitstenten.bsky.social - I’m the photographer

I am the least decisive person ever, here are my thoughts on my top 3 classes as of 1-17-2026 because it seemed fun

I wonder what this would look like pre VIVID (especially blob deco)

VIVID WAVE is back!

First tourney of the year for us, and we've made some solid strides over the break!

Also featuring special guest Eon for a little while!

All at 12 PM CST!

ok but actually it does both so trying to label it as one or the other doesn't really work, its a skirmishy slayer or a slay-y skirmisher, not strictly one or the other. Trying to label everything in strict, neat, even boxes doesn't work.

It can be whatever you want it to be!

I hope they add american football as a ranked mode

it cannot be a coincidence