Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3

👇👇👇👇

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

Now that we’ve learned DOGE has been quietly shut down to save money (LOL), we should again ask, where are the arrests and indictments for all the fraud that DOGE found?

Juneteenth calls us to understand the realities of our past, celebrate the resilience and achievements of Black Americans, and align the course of our country toward its founding creed of liberty and justice for all. Wishing everyone a meaningful Juneteenth!

Trump former Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Iran is dangerous with a nuke because they are fanatics with radical religious beliefs. Sounds more like a confession about why Trump and MAGA shouldn’t have the nuclear codes.

Also the playback of a cult leader

A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:

Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc

I would love yo see journalists start asking for references or evidence when these people make wild claims

Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

I have an obsession with metal dice. RIP my wallet .

Them: "What are you thinking about?"

Me: "Bitch I'm from Memphis, what yall know bout me?"

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

That's when you provide some malicious compliance and bring the Torah and the Quran into the school

I'm black and I don't know how to play spades #BlackCardRevoked

5 years ago today I adopted this lil goofball. I love her so much 💗

I GUESS WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS A FANTASY GAME SINCE I’LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HOUSE IN IT.

*applause*

*gets award for best account*

Remember is perfectly okay to punch a Nazi

Hold on.. you have a point

They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesn’t ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a “Welfare Queen” the moment she seeks help!

Am I a crow?

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