Ass Crasher

Image or Oni Press or Mad Cave or literally any comic publication should hire me to make advertising content because no offense to all of their representatives but I’m better at it

People who complain about the cyclical nature of marvel and dc comics could never comprehend even the most basic soap opera that their mother loved. Imagine not being nerd enough to keep up with your auntie. Get game.

About once a year one of my followers will message me asking for inspiration on what they should write about. It’s never the same person either. I’m not a teacher, or a writer. I’m not gonna tell you what to be inspired by because that’s weird and I also don’t care.

I’m in a “kys” mood today

I mean I also think it can serve an important function in community, society, and especially culture. But it mostly just gives boring people something to think about

Religion is for people who can’t develop their own personality

A dark humored dramatization of the TBN dynasty and its many scandals starring Adrien Brody and Stephnie Weir as Paul and Jan Crouch

I’ve been mutuals with this guy on TikTok for a day and I already genuinely hate him so much lmao

I love queer allies cuz they’re usually kinda dumb but in like an innocent way. I told someone that using AI was homophobic and he believed me. Didn’t need to explain the environmental or economical problems it creates, he just didn’t want to be a bigot lol

Not to promote a Marvel vs DC mentality, but DC fans take comic discourse so personally that it’s kind of concerning

I think I need a new job soon but I’m not good at anything else. Any recommendations? I’m so close to just selling feet pics for a side hustle but I hate feet and would rather something more stable

Cemetery Kids Run Rabid . @Oni Press #comic #comics #horror #dc #anime TikTok video by Ass Crasher

Calling all horror fans! Manually. Because TikTok is suppressing it in the general feed for being “too violent” or whatever

I’ve been posting a lot of horror comic content lately so please follow if that’s your jam 🖤

#comics #horror

Last time, we explored the villains wrought by humanity's pursuit of artificial intelligence. But not every A.I. turns against us.

Next episode we look at those creations that chose to believe in humanity.

Awesome images from Machine Man 1-4, covers by Barry Windsor-Smith

#MarvelComics

YouTube video by Passions TvSeries Passions Episode 1

Passions is the best show of all time

AI slop

Rough shit

I cant do 3 more years of him. All the tariffs have fucked my pocket. Skipping meals and eating way less than im used to. Im just always hungry now. I don’t think ive felt full in months, and Im only just satisfied like once a week now. The stomach aches and the head hurts. But gotta pay the rent!

The hottest guy I follow on TikTok has less than 300 followers and I think that’s crazy like can you imagine looking like a cross between Henry Cavil and Joe Manganiello but nobody knew?? Wild

Wendy’s gave me a voucher for the order they messed up. Used it tonight. They messed the order up again…

Watched the first episode of Euphoria yesterday. That shit slaps.

Some of y’all have never fucked a married man and it shows

I like to follow cute guys on TikTok, not comment on any of their videos, and unfollow them after a week or two because they don’t follow me back despite not knowing I exist

This is an abomination

Whenever someone asks how I take care of my hair, I lie to them by outlining an elaborate routine that is sure to aggressively assault their scalp and eradicate any chance they had to outshine me at the roots

That marvel series is actually from 2023, and they’ve had a newer series since then called “Beware the Planet of the Apes” which released in 2024

Absolute Power #3 was a weird place to homage it first. Tributing Marvel during last year’s leading DC event was a decision lol

I was one of the ten! 🤩

My boyfriend is always telling me stuff he heard on various podcasts like I have any idea what he’s talking about 😭 I keep fading in and out of his stories about people and events I’ve never heard of or care about 😭😭 but he’s so cute and excited to tell me so I let him interrupt my reading anyways

Falling asleep while flirting with a guy is the worse cuz then you wake up with all these text messages as if I’m not already entirely over it

I love it when Jubilee is like “guys i still feel bad about abandoning my body dysmorphic baby in another dimension” like girl you did that