Ass Crasher

Saw a guy complaining about being called a neck beard despite only growing hair exclusively under his chin

Y’all know you can just shave that off right?

Ugh everyone’s talking about Is Ted Ok? #1 and I gotta wait till tomorrow to pick my copy up 💀😩 #comics

Straight men will come up with the weirdest, most hyper specific reasons for refusing to date trans women completely unprompted. Nobody asked, and even if they did you did not need to give all that just to say “I’m not interested”

Normal people are so fascinating I love the way they articulate

Holy smokes, thanks so much, Matthew!! 😭

The cover to IS TED OK? issue 1. Close on a man, eyes rolled back into his head. He is on fire.

The cover to IS TED OK? issue 2. Close on a woman. She is afraid. Reflected in her sunglasses, jarred off of her face, is an angry dude.

The cover to IS TED OK? issue 3. Close on a man smiling. He has long red hair, pulled back. He appears to be holding a smoking gun.

The cover to IS TED OK? issue 4. Close on a man, drenched in sickly yellow-orange light. He looks grumpy.

Here are the covers to the first four issues of IS TED OK?

I love it when the covers for a series have one unifying thing. Big heads.

I’d love to get more cover work, FWIW.

So would everyone else, but not everyone else had an $850 vet bill today 😰

So soon. I am so pumped!

a woman with long hair and a nose ring is wearing a grey shirt ALT: a woman with long hair and a nose ring is wearing a grey shirt

“God uses flawed people” which is why he doesn’t use me

Ty!!

Real. I just had to give some third party website my ssn to verify my age and access the DM feature on this godforsaken hell app because some fuck ass republicans in Ohio were afraid of someone else’s kid acting gay on roblox or whatever the fuck.

Can you do me one more favor and check my profile to make sure my DMs are open, please?

Hilarious. The company that asked me to DM them about an issue with on order just doesn’t have the feature turned on 🙃🙃🙃

Thank you for the help tho. I appreciate it.

You have DMs turned off 💀

How the fuck do you DM on this app?

I noticed that, rather than canceling the pending order, you placed the already processed order on-hold. Why?

I emailed y’all at every contact I could find. Can one of y’all just email me back so we can have a coherent correspondence? Thanks.

Ordered the Spectrum Deluxe Hardback, but your website doubled it. One has been processed and charged, the other is still pending. I only want one of the orders. Your website was literally such a struggle and I’m gonna be super pissed if y’all charge me twice. Is there a customer support contact?

lol I ending up making a whole video about it on TikTok. I really enjoyed this series and your art especially. Looking forward to your next project!

Got to explain to the teenagers at work that Porto Rico is part of the United States of America. Which is concerning considering the go to school and all.

Parasyte #comics #manga #anime

Hot take but identifying as a gender is boring

Had a dream I got pulled over for delivering a pizza. Wrote me a $60 ticket until I explained what I was doing. They asked to check my car and found the tallest glass bong I’ve ever seen in the cup holder. They then ripped up the ticket and apologized for wasting my time. The end!

Been watching this lately so I can feel something. It feels nice to be angry about something that doesn’t matter.

Girls who self identify as weird are usually the most well adjusted people I’ve ever met. Conversely, guys who self identify as weird are usually just creeps.

IS TED OK issue 1 cover

IS TED OK? Issue 2 cover

IS TED OK? Issue 3 cover

Really truly floored by the amount of support y’all are giving IS TED OK?, my new comic series.

I really can’t wait for issue 1 to drop—and issue 2…and ESPECIALLY issue 3.
Beyond excited!
🔥

One Battle After Another (2025)

Hear me out

Incredible composition. Remember when they used to make tv? “Prestige television” is nice and all but 1966’ #darkshadows continues to impress me.

Ah this is so tough.
IS TED OK? for fiction
MILES DAVIS & THE SEARCH FOR THE SOUND for nonfiction