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@willkeats.bsky.social

very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him

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is that why the US bombed a girls school?

05.03.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uh oh

05.03.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hold up

05.03.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

why would one of my favorite bloomfs skeet this 😞

05.03.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone smash my nerd glasses and give me a wedgie

05.03.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hate that i know what β€œi.b. tech print” means and it gets me excited now

05.03.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah rinna hooked him up with a good luxury resale shop lol

05.03.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this tracks lol

05.03.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean he’s not wrong but it’s like bruh you just made a movie about a guy trying to be a ping pong champion who nobody cares about, let’s not call the kettle black lol

05.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

only whiners were mad at him on that show lol he did nothing wrong

05.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

timmy take a 10mg edible and go see philip glass’ AHKNATEN and i promise you will care about opera lol

05.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t have a favorite driver atm cause everyone’s annoyed me in some way or another but i guess carlos sainz, & ferrari lol

05.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Max Verstappen as Sabrina Carpenter

Max Verstappen as Sabrina Carpenter

omg wait can i join

05.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday king!!

05.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely obsessed with this

04.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Is the U.S. Running Out of Ammo? The military needs more munitions, but there are enough for the Iran fight.

the wsj editorial board has signed off on some iconically insane and totally loony drivel but β€œno the US isn’t about to run out of anti-missile defenses & the media suggesting such is anti-war propaganda” is an instant all-timer from them

04.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

are you my bluesky grandmother???

04.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how i arrived on bluesky (after @libidinalspaces.bsky.social gave me an invite)

04.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

king of looksmaxxing, king of mewing

04.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always

04.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2771    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 29
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IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield β€” Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...

so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries

This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.

defencesecurityasia.com/en/irgc-dest...

04.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4522    πŸ” 1455    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 278

eyyy looks like our boy jimmy tabasco did it

04.03.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love shit like this it’s like seeing a trailer for a totally ass-looking movie with terrible jokes yet everyone in the theater laughs and you’re like wtf

04.03.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is lewis hamilton’s depression over bc he thinks ferrari actually has a good car or is that kardashian koochie really that good?

04.03.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1280    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think this applies to atlantic op-ed writers too

03.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish The Hague were real and an actual common real-life consequence

03.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kristi noem better hope hell isn’t real

03.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god lol

03.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Marquee of The Vista theatre showing Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS in 35mm film

Marquee of The Vista theatre showing Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS in 35mm film

the birds did nothing wrong tbh

03.03.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0