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@willkeats.bsky.social

very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him

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Marquee of The Vista theatre showing Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS in 35mm film

Marquee of The Vista theatre showing Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS in 35mm film

the birds did nothing wrong tbh

03.03.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

talented is a bit of a stretch lol

03.03.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Old Cynthia Lee Fontaine tweet asking for someone to tell her the tea

Old Cynthia Lee Fontaine tweet asking for someone to tell her the tea

Jane Don’t deleted all her IG & X posts bc of allegations…??? πŸ‘€

03.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They said "sir you're decomposing" and I said wow that's a beautiful word. You've never heard anything like it

02.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5243    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 19

yeah she cancelled on coachella and her whole north american tour bc of supposed visa issues but she does that a lot

02.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trying too hard yet can’t make half her tour dates lol

02.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what a dream

02.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this the face that launch'd a thousand apple cars,
And burnt the topless towers of Busytown?

27.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"jerk off the naked dj to win $100" wow i feel like i've been around the block but that's a new one

02.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!!

02.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

01.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1959    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14

thank you! i didn't know what it was actually, the seeds came in a big mixed bag so sadly i've had no idea what's blooming

02.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two red & orange blossoms amongst a bunch of plants

Two red & orange blossoms amongst a bunch of plants

two new blossoms appeared in my balcony garden today 🌱

02.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s the funniest possible outcome for her

02.03.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Club Chalamet being weird about Connor Storrie & Francois Arnauld’s alleged relationship

Club Chalamet being weird about Connor Storrie & Francois Arnauld’s alleged relationship

go to bed!! stay away from him!!

02.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

their entire entrainment business is afterthought to them so they don’t want to spend the extra cash to actually promote these shows, cause it actually doesn’t matter too much to them if they fail or not, compared to the OG studios

01.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how much does it weigh? how tall is it? is it organic? how much per pound?

01.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think threads is actually what people imagine bluesky to be

01.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dump him again!!!

01.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely not, i will not accept this slander on my tl lol

01.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11722    πŸ” 3804    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 177
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realized a decades long dream last night and saw a philip glass opera live on stage πŸ₯²

01.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god πŸ₯΅

01.03.2026 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

athena looked a reed in a marsh blowing in the wind during that lipsync lol

28.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

juicy’s a stronger person than me cause if i’d gotten those same vague but pointed critiques i woulda thrown up on stage lol

28.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

catching up on drag race & damn rupaul really hates juicy love dion lol

28.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster

The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion."

The next tweet says: Today is a great day. 

Our military is amazing. 

@PeteHegseth
 is an absolute killer. 

Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. 

It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. 

He actually gets it. 

God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position.

The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could.

He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran.

I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. 

The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran!

He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! 

Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

28.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6826    πŸ” 1536    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 77

10 more Republican senators could’ve grown a spine & voted to impeach him in 2021 and we wouldn’t be dealing with this now

28.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHolden Bloodfeast
(R) lowa
-118 years old
-Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, i do anything please | just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
-Respectable bipartisan”

β€œHolden Bloodfeast (R) lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, i do anything please | just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan”

thinking of him today

28.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the most representative clip of the 2020s

28.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0