Patrick Callahan

Uhm, we're hearing about what were reported as buffalo on US 12 in Elma. Not kidding. Both directions of highway are closed.

I know they could really use more wins

Yer a wizard, Griff-ry

Every time I open the dishwasher after she loads them I internally scream. I suppose I should be happy the cups are in the top rack.

Cal Raleigh is really doing a youth baseball camp on his day off after 17 straight games in the midst of an MVP level season.

We do not deserve him.

ADHD folks we're cooked

This already peaked IMO

And the mystery of the president's tweets is solved

A bunch of Little Leaguers are gonna become Mariners fans because vibes and I'd like to apologize to them now

The wild animals that eat that stuff have cabbage

Woke stay winning

Julio Rodriguez is the first player with 20+ HR and 20+ SB in each of his first 4 seasons

How is a fan able to shitpost they don't have hands

This is gonna last until the end of the year, probably

Cal Raleigh getting a pitch to hit challenge: Impossible

That's probably for the best

You are only allowed to do Seahawks tape stuff in Washington. I don't make the rules.

If my suffering through the likes of Al Martin and Glen Allen Hill means getting Randy Arozarena, it will have been worth it.

Taking this opportunity to exercise my freedom of speech by getting tortilla chips and salsa during God Bless America

Who wouldn't want a hug from the most handsome centerfielder in baseball?

Randy, please yield out there, thank you.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Cole Stung

Beat Kyle's ass.

Milroe QB1

There is an ice cream truck circling around my block like a vulture around the corpse of my self-control

With all the conviction of Chuck Schumer