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Brian U’Sellis

@brianusellis.bsky.social

Taking sad songs and making them better since 1986.

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24.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 68    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

05.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 2498    🔁 409    💬 52    📌 63
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If I were the social media manager of a police department that was found to have routinely violated the civil rights of the community it serves, and also had to pay out $200K for a sexual harassment lawsuit a mere month ago, I would simply not post things like this.

But that's just me!

27.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 252    🔁 78    💬 9    📌 6

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

15.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 22898    🔁 4607    💬 22    📌 10

As someone who likes to get worked up, take a beat, calm down...and then tell everyone else to hush and calm down, too...I really appreciated this column from @eric-crawford.bsky.social today.

Hang in there, Cards fans! The road back to the top was never going to be smooth.

14.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A+ sweatshirt choice.

B+ poptart choice.

27.12.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re (finally) taking the kids to see Santa tonight and my son woke up and said, “I’ve got wear my Christmas PJs to see Santa tonight. I want him to know I’m SERIOUS about Christmas.”

Little dude gets it.

23.12.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Conan rules.

09.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No shame. If I had 10 kids...I'd probably agree to come out of retirement and have NFL players beat the hell out of me...just to get out of the house a bit.

09.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

05.11.2025 05:04 — 👍 11602    🔁 2043    💬 122    📌 98
Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC?

Hi Dave-

Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when?

Thank you,

--
Marisa Kabas
Independent journalist
The Handbasket

Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

stay tuned

05.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 13748    🔁 1531    💬 243    📌 90
Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. 

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

03.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 30508    🔁 5502    💬 905    📌 651

That was the most fun I’ve had watching baseball since I was a kid.

Good on ya, MLB.

02.11.2025 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gotta love a Jeff Tweedy concert cause he blows your brains out for a few hours and you’re still home by 10:45.

That’s the way it’s meant to be.

31.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So friggin true.

02.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.

17.09.2025 23:23 — 👍 15070    🔁 5930    💬 232    📌 136

Learning in the same week that both Norae and Hilltop are closing has me feeling some kind of way.

29.08.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 — 👍 42417    🔁 9405    💬 801    📌 603

I’m a little stunned at how much I enjoyed the Billy Joel documentary on HBO.

Five plus hours over two parts seemed absurd and by the end I was sad it was over and would gladly watched five more hours.

27.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
T Pain War Pigs
YouTube video by Working 2gether Inc. T Pain War Pigs

KEXP just played T-Pain covering War Pigs and I'm obligated to share it with you, here's T-Pain covering War Pigs and it fucking rips

23.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 248    🔁 69    💬 14    📌 10

If you refuse to endorse the overwhelmingly popular Democratic nominee for mayor of America's largest city, you should not be leading Democrats in the U.S. House

16.07.2025 04:34 — 👍 3644    🔁 638    💬 169    📌 39

We've been doing this for five years. How are people still managing to unknowingly unmute themselves on Zoom calls?

15.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steve Miller Band - The Joker.

Lord, I hate that song.

13.07.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off the top of me head...in no order:

My Morning Jacket - Z
Wilco - A Ghost is Born
The Strokes - Is This It?
Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit…
Outkast - Stankonia
Avett Brothers - Emotionalism
Jason Isbell - Southeastern
The National - The Boxer
The Shins - Chutes Too Narrow
Dr. Dog - Fate

09.07.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

This is a solid, solid list.

09.07.2025 17:13 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

My oldest turned 10 this weekend, and that's a big milestone for him--but it's one for me, too! I've been a Dad (literal, not just spiritual) for a decade now, and I've learned a few things along the way. Here's a few.

actioncookbook.substack.com/p/ten-things...

09.07.2025 12:03 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 2

Imagine being part of a floundering political establishment at historic lows in favorability, seeing this guy's absolutely infectuous energy, and deciding to try to stop it through an array of embarrassing media appearances and editorial blunders.

08.07.2025 02:48 — 👍 8924    🔁 1550    💬 80    📌 35
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Homelessness on the Rise in Finland - Y-Säätiö Asunnottomien ihmisten määrä on kääntynyt kasvuun. Nyt asunnottomien määrä kasvoi Helsingissä, vaikka asunnottomia asutettiin vuoden aikana vaikuttava määrä.

Sadly the current right-wing coalition government in Finland has cut the funding for the nation’s “Housing First” success story, & homelessness is now on the rise again. That just reinforces the fact that such programs work, if political ideology doesn’t stand in the way. ysaatio.fi/en/news/home...

28.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 986    🔁 266    💬 16    📌 35

Yes, Finland had solved the homelessness problem. But then, a bunch of right wing politicians gained power and decided that they don’t want that kind of wellbeing anymore, it doesn’t fit to their idea of society.

28.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 975    🔁 371    💬 12    📌 7

I love that the morally and ethically correct approach to most issues is so so SO many times also the economically correct one and STILL we actively go "no we aint gonna do that" for no reason accept distaste for those less fortunate than us

30.06.2025 07:12 — 👍 191    🔁 51    💬 2    📌 2