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She/they; SRE on hiatus: burnout sucks; writerish, doodles, plays with power tools and hot iron, bakes, crochets, gardens, learning pottery, reads copiously, and drinks a LOT of tea. #UglyDogs FTW Let's melt some ice.

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(Thank you. There are worse earworms, but still. Do not want.)

10.03.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brain is now attempting to filk Safety Dance with this, and I cannot get it to stop. ๐Ÿ˜…

๐ŸŽถWe can f*ck if you want to
Since it's our monthly time
Cause our parents f*cked
And if we don't f*ck
Well it won't be baby time๐ŸŽถ

Etc, with the bridge of course being "Baby dance" instead of "Safety dance" ๐Ÿคฆ

10.03.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ The tops of my raised beds are visible! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

Time to plant some peas!!

09.03.2026 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're the best, Espy, thank you so much!

09.03.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In three part harmony, to lift the spirit and bring the magic when it's needed most.

(Crying right now.)

08.03.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CHEEEEEESE! (Behold the power of!)

08.03.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Baldwin Apple girdled three feet from the ground up. ๐Ÿคฌ

Baldwin Apple girdled three feet from the ground up. ๐Ÿคฌ

Northern Spy Apple, maybe salvageable because I got aluminum foil around the trunk, but with one branch completely stripped of bark. ๐Ÿคฌ

Northern Spy Apple, maybe salvageable because I got aluminum foil around the trunk, but with one branch completely stripped of bark. ๐Ÿคฌ

Unknown apple planted by my next door neighbor in our shared driveway, stripped of bark for two feet until we get to the netting around the trunk. ๐Ÿคฌ

Unknown apple planted by my next door neighbor in our shared driveway, stripped of bark for two feet until we get to the netting around the trunk. ๐Ÿคฌ

Three of my four apples. Furry bastards.

Bunnies are little engines of destruction, where are my raptors??

08.03.2026 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My children are familiar with the Interfering Busybody problems. They understand that I WANT to give them more freedom to go out and perform errantry... But there are so many interfering busybodies.

#GenX represent.

07.03.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you check under Grandma's bed?

07.03.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ten started seed trays under the grow lights, with four packets of seeds still sitting on top of dirtless trays, waiting for us to get closer to last frost....

I could give you my word as a Spaniard?

Ten started seed trays under the grow lights, with four packets of seeds still sitting on top of dirtless trays, waiting for us to get closer to last frost.... I could give you my word as a Spaniard?

The feeling when you have planted all the seeds you can start now, and you have to wait another few weeks to start the rest or they'll be ready to plant before last frost and everyone will be sad.

07.03.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HTTP Status Dogs API - A dog image for every HTTP Status Code A free HTTP status code API with lots and lots of awesome dogs! Use it to show useful error messages in your website for HTTP response status codes. Support for AVIF, JXL, JPG, WEBP and JSON.

There is no failed to load blob code, and I feel cheated. But I'm sure the other #UglyDogs will still enjoy this, so cheers! http.dog

07.03.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've been screwing over other countries for years, they probably should've ditched us ages ago. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

I swear it feels like we need a time out, a sandwich, and a nap.

06.03.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welllllll.... Sometimes when I'm having a really bad day I go look at saved things that make me happy.

Like doggie toes.

06.03.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New England understands. We're not quite that long, but the April 1 snowstorm that dropped a meter on us is permanently ingrained in my memory as a "yes this does happen."

But we don't have chiggers.

06.03.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bunch of seed starting trays, some of which are full of dirt (mud) and seeds, others of which have their seed packets resting on top, indicating that they still await the magic of dirt and water.

A bunch of seed starting trays, some of which are full of dirt (mud) and seeds, others of which have their seed packets resting on top, indicating that they still await the magic of dirt and water.

A greenware (unfired) clay mug carved with a vine going up the side. The vine has heart-shaped leaves on it.

A greenware (unfired) clay mug carved with a vine going up the side. The vine has heart-shaped leaves on it.

This morning, I played with mud. This evening, I played with mud.

Different muds though. ๐Ÿ˜† (The mug came first.)

06.03.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl Genius just got rejected for Emerald City Comic Con, their *local* convention. It's NOT YOU.

05.03.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so grateful to how hard my writers' group critted me. I'm still not happy with my writing, but it's loads better than it used to be -- and now when I do other arts, and I have the "why do I suck??" moments, I can say to myself, "Oh look, I tried a thing where I learned something the hard way!"

05.03.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this book. It's one of the ones that kept me from completely spacing out when I was dealing with a family health crisis that required two weeks of FMLA.

04.03.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A greenware (unfired) cup that has been underglazed in purple and orange, and then had spiral patterns carved through the underglaze. It looks very sunset-colors.

A greenware (unfired) cup that has been underglazed in purple and orange, and then had spiral patterns carved through the underglaze. It looks very sunset-colors.

A greenware (unfired) cup that has been underglazed in purple and blue, and then had root-like patterns carved through the underglaze. It looks somewhat washed out, but when fired, it should come up in bright blue and amethyst colors.

A greenware (unfired) cup that has been underglazed in purple and blue, and then had root-like patterns carved through the underglaze. It looks somewhat washed out, but when fired, it should come up in bright blue and amethyst colors.

A potters wheel where the drip tray is nearly completely full of clay shavings, to the point that some of them are rubbing on the underside of the wheel. A number of tools are scattered on the wheel tray.

A potters wheel where the drip tray is nearly completely full of clay shavings, to the point that some of them are rubbing on the underside of the wheel. A number of tools are scattered on the wheel tray.

I had a good day in the pottery studio, even if the clay was very stiff (I think it was dry? It felt dry) and hard to work with. I still managed to throw a cup, and more importantly, I managed to trim the cups I threw last week, and underglaze and carve them.

The people they are for are enthused.

04.03.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dojo. That is SUCH good dojo space. No columns in the middle of the room, lots of natural light, wood floor, reasonably high ceilings...

03.03.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent tail-tuck on this one.

02.03.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curse those magically teleporting donuts! They're a plague, I tell you! (Sometimes they even teleport into *my* stomach when I'm not looking!)

01.03.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's snowing again. I went through the fridge last night and found last year's seeds from where I shoved them to save for this spring, in case things sold out. (And because I'm bad at throwing out garden stuff.)

But I have seeds on order so I probably shouldn't plant these, right? But *snow*... ๐Ÿ˜…

01.03.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bunch of empty seed-starting trays under my newly hung grow lights. An empty packet of rainbow spicy peppers rests on top, taunting me.

A bunch of empty seed-starting trays under my newly hung grow lights. An empty packet of rainbow spicy peppers rests on top, taunting me.

I have no seeds and I must plant.

01.03.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that yarn. Good on you.

01.03.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How will you deciiiiiide?? Choice paralysis is real! (More seriously: that is a lovely looking piece of technology there, and I hope you get many lovely hours and a few glorious snarls for some after-the-fact no-shit-there-I-was stories. :-)

01.03.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have ~20 hours to be self indulgent before I have to go back to cosplaying a responsible adult.

Pizza: check
Dessert fixings: check
Beer: doesn't play well with the current meds, bah, ok, faux beer it is
Excellent book: check
Comfy couch: check

Let's do this thing!

27.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very, very sternly written.
So sternly.

: looks at the tea cabinet with at least a third of what's in there being @fridaytea.com :

SO STERNLY. ๐Ÿต

27.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, so grateful that you have pushed yourself past your limits just a bit, stretched your place in the world. Now, "Ok, time to recover from pushing, not interested in breaking myself to prove something"? ๐Ÿ‘โญ

You can come back stronger. I watched your trackyboi this week and went "Daaaamn!!" a LOT.

27.02.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The chapped ass hot sauce?
The eggplant (which has the pear in the background)?
The pirate tampons?

The floating sky jellyfish membrane things that eat deer? The hare hive mind?!

It's just the most famous of her weirdnesses.

27.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0