lay. 🦋

@kenniejd.bsky.social reminded me how much i used to love SNSD and now im reliving my youth. im so surprised i still remember the lyrics

Ain’t gonna lie I missed Cvnt Gaga, like I don’t wanna see you act I want you to be a weirdo getting felt up by 48 people

Yall too serious on this app and that’s why twitter won’t be done until Elon can’t pay the light bill anymore

still ain’t get that shit imma scream

My dog will inhale her food then come look at me for some of mine. Bitch, did I ask you for something off your plate???

yup 😖

BOY FUCK U

thinking about the time howard twitter & misc ate me up for talking about ants on a log. @daviddupreejr.bsky.social i’m looking At You as the fault

that’s why i’m gonna get a concealed carry permit 🤭

i have a taurus g2c and as someone who never even held a gun when she got her gun, i highly recommend it

don’t need to be #atlgirl

i love mjq i wish every saturday i was at mjq

Why didn’t yall tell me AKADEMICS HAS NEVER MET DRAKE???????

What in the parasocial fuck is going on here??????

what circles do you run in so i know to stay away from em

finally a delta box girlie 🥹

no mac is wickedry

idk who taught my dog that the way to tell me he needs to go pee was to LICK MY TOES, but he needs to figure something else out IMMEDIATELY

this wasn’t for you baby and that’s okay ❤️

sending my love to you ❤️ i pray you feel his presence today in a way that lets you know he’s still here

got sir davis in my cup rn 🙂‍↕️

if you post a plate before 4, i know your family strict

Ladies this is the sign that you aren’t being harsh enough…..go harder

All he had to do was go away for a year, come back with his hair cut, dressed like an adult with sense, hire some old Def Poetry-ass niggas, and release his most personal and introspective album yet—and call it *AUBREY.*

That’s literally all.

4 day weekend not enough. I need to be off for the rest of the year.

I never hated him but I always knew he was lame irl. When chicks tried to call him a sex symbol I was like yea now these bitches are just lying lol

Whattheytalmbouttheyainttalmboutnothing
Whattheytalmbouttheyainttalmboutnothing
Whattheytalmbouttheyainttalmboutnothing
Whattheytalmbouttheyainttalmboutnothing

men are so useless, why i show up to my dentist appointment and these mfs are standing outside the office looking lost bc they can’t get in. i asked if either of them called the office so someone could let them in and these dummies said NO

ever since i’ve been on bluesky this is how getting on twitter feels

not you tryna KILL US?!?!

If I was Kendrick I'd GLADLY let this issue go to court.

Please by all means let's get into a lengthy discovery period and send subpoenas to legally have anything I need to further embarrass you