That Dumb Bitch

You should call him Fritz if he likes it so much

This has been such a fucking long year and now on my one free day between work and flying to Australia for 3 weeks we're on the way to my boyfriend's family Christmas lunch and his dad has called me Ella 3 times.
Too passive aggressive to take over the radio and play "that's not my name"?

I got back together with my ex. This is a good thing. Who'd have thought that letting yourself be loved would be so damn nice?

So far not quite. I pushed through the morning but now I'm taking the afternoon off work to be a sad slug and see if that helps.

Absolutely, totally unoriginal, stoner thought, but it's so fucked up that there used to be a group of people who didn't really worry about money and now there kinda isn't? But like some people do it deliberately even though they literally already have all of it?

Seeing way too many Canadian flags hanging from the balconies in my area.
Sure, shop Canadian, we aren't the 51st etc. But maybe let's stop short of full on national pride? We're still a colonial power on stolen land and it's not "just" history. Hop off those laurels eh bud?

I fear this year I may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun

Before pic of white mini slat blinds. This is not actually the set of blinds I was working on, I forgot to take a before.

White fabric with a blue floral pattern laid out on the floor, 4 of the metal blind slats are laid out on top of it ready to be hot glued.

A window with cute new blue floral roman blinds on the left, pulled up to reveal the window (and ugly mini blinds on the right.)

A window with a white and blue blind on the left, fully extended from ceiling to floor, with a dark blue curtain framing it.

Here's my latest craft project. Turning the ugly metal mini blinds into pretty fabric roman blinds.

If you're buying tickets for Fyre Fest 2, you deserve to be scammed tbh.
Send me the same amount of money, at least I'll tell you up front you'll get nothing in return.

I was supposed to go out with friends tonight. Instead I hit traffic on the way and ended up having to pull over to have a panic attack, making me even later, so I turned around and went home instead after I got my breathing under control.
🙃🙃🙃

Right back at you. Honestly who actually has the energy to be cliquey right now??

Are we living the same life? I am too exhausted on a bone deep existential level for this shit.

I just tried to use talk to text to say we're all fucked but I forgot to fake an American accent (what I have to do to get it to understand my accent)so it came back with "werewolf fucked"

I was part of a very Canadian crowd at a show tonight. The set finished and we were playing what Alex Lahey once called "peekaboo for grown ups" with about half the crowd chanting "one more song! One more song!"
And then the rest of us began to fill the gap between the chants with "please"

Brand New are doing reunion shows. Now is a good time to remind people that Jesse Lacey preyed on minors. He solicited naked photos from underage girls. From children. He is a piece of shit. Don't go to those shows.

Cotton eye joe

And then the 12v battery in my car just died and my car is a useless chunk of metal right now.

Real privileged first world complaint incoming: I have never been more worried about money since becoming a homeowner.
My loan repayments and strata fees are lower than my rent was, but I had an chunk of missed work in dec. and there are so many bills. Just paid my council utilities and cried.

My mental health is in the fucking toilet right now and the last thing I needed was derby drama but I guess we don't get to pick when people are gonna act like cliquey children and throw a tantrum when called out.
Sorry to vagueskeet.

A black kitten and a tabby cat on a white bed. They are facing away from each other but their butts are touching.

I'm so jealous. Right before I got Arthur, my friend got a companion for their 3 year old cat and they kept busting their way through the door separating them to speed up their introduction. They were instantly inseparable. Meanwhile I celebrated so much when they sat like this for a little bit.

They're getting better. It's just Arthur is a very boisterous 5 month old kitten and Ziti is an 80 year old grouch in a 2.5 year olds body. All he wants is to play and all she wants is to sleep on at least 3 different blankets every day.

My day did not get any better fyi

This morning I woke up from a dream that my cats were best friends and cried because they're not. Just a quick insight into my mental health.

I'm really sad today. Gonna smoke some weed about it but I'm not sure it's gonna help.

actually, why did I stop using No More Tears detangler? I had great hair as a kid and that shit smells delicious.

Your enemy's enemy is NOT your friend. No matter what he says or does to piss off trump, pierre poilievre is not your friend.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

I'm just a girl, standing in front of my plans, cancelling them to stay home with my cats.

You know who I feel for? Therapists. Because I can tell mine is struggling with how to help me cope when the big bad is actually the real world and not a figment of my anxiety.