If I were Jeremy Hunt, Iβd sue.
06.08.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kernowspringer.bsky.social
Cornish, keeper of spaniels, bees, secrets. Planted in Northumberland . Find me on a beach or atop a hill.
If I were Jeremy Hunt, Iβd sue.
06.08.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Is this a plot?"
05.08.2025 14:01 β π 151 π 11 π¬ 13 π 1Title: Doubts cast on another beloved inspirational tale Panel 1 Our investigations team has learned that the names "Jack" and "Jill" were invented to conceal a less than salubrious past. (image of smiling Jack and Jill with a bucket) Panel 2 The pair claim to have climbed a hill to "fetch a pail of water" but we found a number of water sources much closer to their cottage. (image of a water pump, atwo fountains and a drinking trough) Panel 3 (image of a book with the title "WELL: a memoir" by Jill) Jill now concedes that her account of Jack's fall and her own "Tumbling After" was intended to convey feelings, not "Cold facts". Panel 4 Multiple medical experts expressed Surprise that a broken crown was successfully treated with "Vinegar and brown paper. (Image of Jack with is head wrapped in brown paper beside an xray of his damaged skull).
My cartoon for this weekendβs @theguardian.com books.
02.08.2025 17:42 β π 510 π 129 π¬ 10 π 11POV before thunderstorms I feel nauseous with a banging headache, after the first clap of thunder all is well again.
02.08.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This has brought me joy, now it has brought you joy as well π
30.07.2025 15:29 β π 160 π 41 π¬ 14 π 2Trying not to be a spoiler.
I donβt want to be P**nic**ty, but sometimes American spelling π€·π»ββοΈ
#strands
This was absolutely not on my bingo card.
#lionesses
It was joyous
27.07.2025 20:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lucy Bronze. Warrior π€
#WEURO2025
So tomorrow must be Janey Godley day
25.07.2025 09:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right. Stop what you're doing and watch this! Brilliant! ππππππππ
24.07.2025 16:21 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apart from it surely should read βwhomβ
Doesnβt this smack of egging on the Teresa May hostile environment for all delivery folk.
Iβve had the same video posted in to my timeline 9 times, by the same person, within minutes of the first repost. Once would be fine. Am I encouraged to join the party? Nope, it encourages me to hit mute!
23.07.2025 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooof thatβs so sad
18.07.2025 12:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scored a goal, does her own physio, scores a penalty π
18.07.2025 06:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Much pride in #northumberland
18.07.2025 06:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Cats in sack springs to mind
16.07.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha!
15.07.2025 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0IMHO Masterchef should bring back Loyd Grossman
15.07.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, face not as defined and striking as Fonteyn, ah well.
15.07.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The ICO is a fucking joke. Disastrously bad; failing in every possible way, and not holding those responsible for this absolutely catastrophic breach to account is a terrible failure.
15.07.2025 17:13 β π 26 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
Being the wrong gender didnβt phase me
Ahh. The Hoe, feeling a bit home sick.
13.07.2025 09:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And nothing changes
12.07.2025 21:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Swoon
12.07.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same, just as Blondie, Pretenders et al were emerging β¦. Blessed
12.07.2025 20:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every single time Mark Knopfler appeared on TV at our house, my Mum would say, "Is his head not better yet?" #LiveAid
12.07.2025 20:09 β π 87 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0The Ally Sheedy before and after. The before is precisely a billion times cooler.
As Simple Minds are doing βDonβt You Forget About Meβ, we must reference the worst glow up in motion picture history. #LiveAid
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