Jordan

i think about this shit way more often than i should

Twin Peaks

Hex, sentai and anime villainess, toy that's secretly a kaiju, monster energy junkie and friend(?)

It just needed a little daytrip to unwind

KING HARKINIAN WHEN HE GOT FREED FROM GANON’S CLUTCHES

Blonde beautiful ice skating twink in faux medieval costuming made of organza and glitter

Huge fan of the American figure skater dressed as every single Legend of Zelda character at the same time.

Added halftones to finish it up, saw an artist use em, forgot i had the brushes and i think it completes it abit more

🛷SLEEEEEEEIIIGGGGHHH‼️

"my undertale themed blowjob" (gaster blasters on a girl's crotch) AAAAUUGGGGGHHHH

YES

A piece I completed as a print featuring a seagull lost on a beach with giant shells.

Lugia sits by a piano under the spotlight of a stage. The pokémon stretches its giant yaoi-arms and hands out, fingers interlocked. It then releases its stretch and pulls its hands up to its chest. Lugia looks upward, pulling its head back just a tad. It studies something beyond its gaze, as if anticipating. BRRNdT! goes the piano, Lugia's head slamming down into it like a sledgehammer, the legendary's arms now splayed out at its sides. The piano is instantly crushed, pieces flying off.

Lugia performs an oldie but a goodie (2021)

The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media

Ganon’s personal courier has been spotted carrying a package from a “Bad Dragon.” We need to intercept those packages immediately and discover what Ganon is receiving from this fell beast!

two more actually kinda happy with this Morrigan for once

the second is a request so idk much about that character lol

pose study from a photo of kate bush i liked
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#art #digitalart

MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"

BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."

ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."

And another 300+ people :D

HI @tiggyrayray.bsky.social !!!

Lunch

Pyro, a huge owlbear, looking unimpressed, is standing in his bathroom holding Manni, a kobold, who looks done with the whole situation.

found this guy tryna eat the worktops in my bathroom, man

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Armpits is feet

king of the hill visual novel background

God I love him SO dearly

Vance, for once wearing a less-skimpy-but-still-form-fitting, full-suited version of his ranger outfit, stands on a legally-distinct-trophy-disc. He poses confidently, glancing off into the distance on his left. Victor, in human form, looks over to Vance, and asks, "Vance are you posing on your legally distinct NFC-reader stand again, hoping I'll pick you up and tap you on the gamepad" "otta" replies Vance. "you look very cute, Vance." admits Victor. "Mission Compree" chimes Vance. "i'm not gonna, though" adds Victor. "uwaaaaa..." faintly cries Vance.

The lyrics "SAINT ANGERRROUND MY NECCKKK" of Metallica's "Saint Anger" scroll above the picture, with the sub-lyrics of "(YOU FLUSH IT OUT YOU FLUSH IT OUT)" right below them. "Put on some music, to help me focus. Alright, "So," Vance starts, sitting cross-legged in bed in just his shorts. He's particularly fuzzy here, despite being a toy-man with action-figure joints. He seems closer to one of those high-quality stop-motion models instead. "I'm gonna talk about Daikatana's development for a bit. "I hope that's alright." he muses. The gameboy color cartridge of Daikatana can be seen at the bottom of the picture. Behind Vance is a zune, responsible for Saint Anger being blasted in the background. Only Vance's eyes are colored green. I tried to make him look really pretty in this picture.

Vance reclines delicately over some sheets, showing his bizarrely grabbable-looking waist while looking at the viewer in quiet contemplation. He's a 38 year-old man and has only been a fox-twink for like two days. Somehow, he's a natural at it.

you can just draw grown-ass pushing-40 men like this. it's great it's incredible

Vance is a toy-fox-dog-man who poses with his green and black keyboard-buster-sword over his shoulder, looking off into the distance thoughtfully. He's got a short, open vest on with a black top, while sleeves with exposed shoulders, and open-toed heeled boots, showing his green-clawed paws. His man "fur color" is black, with an undertone of a light tan-ish cream. He's got sharp, pretty green eyes with black pupils, and a tuft of toon link-looking hair. He's also wearing a white, pointy beanie. Adorned on his thighs, hat, and hands are a green triangle. He looks like this because he's a fan of Zelda and Star Fox, as some ungodly lovechild of Fox McCloud and Link. He's also got a tuft of fur sticking out under his chin, kinda like what some depictions of Rocket Raccoon has. Also, a big dumb plump tail. The tail also has a sock covering some of it.

Victor, Vance bird-boyfriend, has a tiny Vance sitting on his finger. Vance looks pensive. Dialogue reads: "Whatcha thinkin' about." asks Victor. "I have a meeting with my supervisor later. I don't know how to change back yet. Kinda freakin out," Vance replies. "Sounds rough, luv. Just relax. I'll show up today, just for you. Worse comes to worst, just call in sick, or whatever. Use your 'I'm doggy' excuse." "He said before over the phone that he sympathized, but that I couldn't use it next time "I have to show up." Next panel, Vance as a doggy, fist-bumping what appears to be the 44th President of the united states, his supervisor. Supervisor: "You uhhh have been promoted to uhhh store manager, Vance. Uhhhhcongratuluuhhaations" Vance: "Wow! Thanks, Boss." Victor, the third wheel, presenting as a human: "--" Supervisor: "You're the boss now, Vance. You the uhhh man now, dog. I wanna see your cute furry ass running this gamestop like uhh "like auhh a lubed-up warmachine." "and uhhh let me be clear, Joker-boy. you work under Vance's gay lil' scrimblo butt too, now. "so uhh get to work. drone-strike some sales targets. "bomb their asses. you know what i mean "get the fuck outta here" Victor drives Vance home. Vance: "I feel like human-you looks more like Kakyoin than the Joker but that's just me" Victor, speech bubble cutting off the panel: "OUR SUPERVISOR IS FUCKING OBAMA"

closet furry gamestop employee becomes his fursona and takes it remarkably better than you'd expect

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny