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@grinner.bsky.social

34 | he/him | Scottish | No minors | All the world's a stage

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I don't know why this was in my head

27.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1063    ๐Ÿ” 434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obama chugging water to get over his dehydration after that IBS flareup:
Uhhhhh let me pee clear.

27.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Member # 4 is here. SALEM. He brings the bass and levelheadedness of the group. A natural taciturn if you will. He brings the G R O O V E ๐ŸŽธ

ALSO:: He's Cedar's brother. Their parents separated and grew up completely different.

27.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remembering that Bellossom wasn't in the Alola dex

27.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVE IT

27.02.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manni is going to cream when he sees the gecko

27.02.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pombon...........

27.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Selfie

Commission for @petrovneutrino.bsky.social

27.02.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2624    ๐Ÿ” 660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This trip will save their marriage

27.02.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4261    ๐Ÿ” 1324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
27.02.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2145    ๐Ÿ” 615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I will say this any chance I get: Itoi was part of far left student protests in the โ€˜60s - โ€˜70s where he physically clashed with police, was arrested 5 times, and ultimately dropped out of law school from his disillusionment

so he indeed knows how they work

26.02.2026 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2138    ๐Ÿ” 919    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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sometime this month I got really into those gyaru style photoshoots and I wanted to be cute like that too~

26.02.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 615    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that Disney Animators routinely drew porn of whatever they were working on.
Purity tests are for politicians

26.02.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4048    ๐Ÿ” 1202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Hex, a sentient figma of black dog with green serrated hair and other serrated features like fur tufts and teeth, grins menacingly as she utters,

"Eh? Your favorite movie still makes you cry a little, even after having grown so much since then?
"Pathetic. I cry to mine for hours. You humans are so horribly impotent.

"also. ah."

In another panel she's touching her index claws together, more blankly looking up at the viewer as she adds,

"I would like to rewatch Ponyo on your Tele Vision if that is okay. ...I also would like to watch it with someone-- so."

Hex, a sentient figma of black dog with green serrated hair and other serrated features like fur tufts and teeth, grins menacingly as she utters, "Eh? Your favorite movie still makes you cry a little, even after having grown so much since then? "Pathetic. I cry to mine for hours. You humans are so horribly impotent. "also. ah." In another panel she's touching her index claws together, more blankly looking up at the viewer as she adds, "I would like to rewatch Ponyo on your Tele Vision if that is okay. ...I also would like to watch it with someone-- so."

07.05.2024 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 594    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini

26.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey, so we got a trojan horse
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

26.02.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3921    ๐Ÿ” 2044    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
26.02.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4054    ๐Ÿ” 1866    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Full reference for Punk-MireGoji, as promised. <3

24.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1608    ๐Ÿ” 646    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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ragebaiting my fat wolfos

25.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2929    ๐Ÿ” 1277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
suski is a kangaroo relaxing in a bean bag chair

suski is a kangaroo relaxing in a bean bag chair

rooski

24.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 822    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Two Weeks When Luigi Died
Last timestamp of a file (gfxmain.c) that has Luigi's code active as part of the program: February 6, 1996
Earliest timestamp of a file (shade.c) that has Luigi's code commented out, signifying he is no longer being developed: February 20, 1996
This means that the idea of including Luigi in Super Mario 64 was abandoned in these two weeks.
-By the way, what happened to Luigi?
Miyamoto: Well... until February, he was in the game. (laughs)
This is also completely consistent with a statement by Shigeru Miyamoto in a June 1996 interview.
Source: x.com user @Alieneer_TF2, shmuplations.com/mario64

The Two Weeks When Luigi Died Last timestamp of a file (gfxmain.c) that has Luigi's code active as part of the program: February 6, 1996 Earliest timestamp of a file (shade.c) that has Luigi's code commented out, signifying he is no longer being developed: February 20, 1996 This means that the idea of including Luigi in Super Mario 64 was abandoned in these two weeks. -By the way, what happened to Luigi? Miyamoto: Well... until February, he was in the game. (laughs) This is also completely consistent with a statement by Shigeru Miyamoto in a June 1996 interview. Source: x.com user @Alieneer_TF2, shmuplations.com/mario64

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

25.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2942    ๐Ÿ” 717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
Silent protector meme. The child is labeled weird kinks and the soldier is labeled weirder kinks.

Silent protector meme. The child is labeled weird kinks and the soldier is labeled weirder kinks.

it's simple really

25.02.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7163    ๐Ÿ” 1881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

wakey wakey

25.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1247    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

24.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3353    ๐Ÿ” 849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

If you don't redeem anything, you can ask them for a refund and they always approve it

25.02.2026 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"you're mommy's medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

tumblr post "you're mommy's medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

things now considered illegally kinky by the standards of UK law: the hashtag nothingplay post

24.02.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1688    ๐Ÿ” 562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ

24.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ„๏ธ Fashion commissions / 85 โ‚ฌ
โ„๏ธ Due to unexpected bills I'm opening a few slots of these, DM or comment below to claim <3
[ #furry #furryart #commsopen #commission ]

23.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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