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Will Sebag-Montefiore

@wsebag.bsky.social

Actor & Comedian | he/him | http://ko-fi.com/wsm

9,635 Followers  |  54 Following  |  311 Posts  |  Joined: 02.10.2023  |  1.7623

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The News Is Sh!t - Episode 1
YouTube video by Will Sebag-Montefiore The News Is Sh!t - Episode 1

πŸ’© The News Is Sh!t πŸ’©

My weekly news update from the toilet

youtu.be/2lSnTbaatqk?...

01.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buy Will Sebag-Montefiore a Coffee Become a supporter of Will Sebag-Montefiore today!

you can send me money for vpns here: ko-fi.com/wsm

31.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your dad on the online safety bill

31.07.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Early Release for supporters! [ONLINE SAFETY BILL] Will Sebag-Montefiore published a supporter-only post on Ko-fi!

If you want to watch my comedy before anyone else you can buy me a coffee β˜•

Do it now to watch a dad ask his son about how to bypass online age verification... πŸ”ž

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30.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a tweet which reads: Lucy White @LucyJayneWhite1 Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language.
lasked them *What language are you speaking?"
They responded " Hindi"
Ihave a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

Below which is a caption commenting on the tweet reading:

Objectively very funny to be complaining about different languages being spoken IN AN AIRPORT

Screenshot of a tweet which reads: Lucy White @LucyJayneWhite1 Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. lasked them *What language are you speaking?" They responded " Hindi" Ihave a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time. Below which is a caption commenting on the tweet reading: Objectively very funny to be complaining about different languages being spoken IN AN AIRPORT

In case you were wondering if twitter is still a racist cesspit

25.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos

23.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos

23.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hahahahahahahaa

21.07.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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My interview with Nigel Farage

21.07.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)

18.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)

18.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit (@wsebag.bsky.social) returns to NonCensored to tell Harriet (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) & Martin (@notmurphy.bsky.social) how he’s been treated badly just because of his cheeky chappie banter and neurodivergence.

Full audio: podfollow.com/NonCensored

11.07.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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When you get mistaken for a cool person

08.07.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what a fucking loser

06.07.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A pile of bricks outside a Nando's restaurant

A pile of bricks outside a Nando's restaurant

Love seeing the fresh bricks being delivered to Nando's

05.07.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the real and only link to our ko-fi page!

03.07.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ₯²

03.07.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't realise I had put 2 suits on that morning. Devastating.

03.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²THANKS MARK

03.07.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1 year on from the General Election πŸ—³

03.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All the people arguing about landscape vs portrait in the comments of this annoy me more than the actual nazis on twitter telling me to get a hair transplant

03.07.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I will!

02.07.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Half arse

02.07.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
New for 2025! Coming to Hastings Pirate Festival 
PEG OR BE PEGGED!
A PIRATE FESTIVAL TRADITION 
The idea is to secretly peg someone without them knowing - "just because"
Maybe you like their outfit, attitude or personality - any reason or no reason - YOU CHOOSE 
HOW IT WORKS:
1. Buy your peg 
2. Go peg someone, if possible without them knowing 
3. If you find you've been pegged, know that someone was impressed by you!
4. Keep one as a pirate festival memento

New for 2025! Coming to Hastings Pirate Festival PEG OR BE PEGGED! A PIRATE FESTIVAL TRADITION The idea is to secretly peg someone without them knowing - "just because" Maybe you like their outfit, attitude or personality - any reason or no reason - YOU CHOOSE HOW IT WORKS: 1. Buy your peg 2. Go peg someone, if possible without them knowing 3. If you find you've been pegged, know that someone was impressed by you! 4. Keep one as a pirate festival memento

Quite the phrasing from the Hastings Pirate Festival Facebook today.

01.07.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1002    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 153

I think anyone with this mad name is related somehow but I don't really know most of them

01.07.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet reading:

 Replying to @wsebag
Thinning hair
Weak beard to compensate for thinning hair
Has the dress sense of a teenage boy  Voice has barely broken
Androgynous; easily mistaken for trans
A public sector parasite
Likely vegan. In need of a good steak Has soy instead of spunk inside his nuts

A tweet reading: Replying to @wsebag Thinning hair Weak beard to compensate for thinning hair Has the dress sense of a teenage boy Voice has barely broken Androgynous; easily mistaken for trans A public sector parasite Likely vegan. In need of a good steak Has soy instead of spunk inside his nuts

3 people on bluesky gently debating portrait vs. landscape videos

3 people on bluesky gently debating portrait vs. landscape videos

Twitter discourse vs. Bluesky discourse

01.07.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

01.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of thoughts on this video from the far right on twitter and tiktok which begs the question:

What on EARTH are the far right doing on TIK TOK?

01.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
London #london #robertjenrick #grift #ukcomedy #londoner #politics #funny #woke #satire #leftwing
YouTube video by Will Sebag-Montefiore London #london #robertjenrick #grift #ukcomedy #londoner #politics #funny #woke #satire #leftwing

If you enjoyed this, watch it again on youtube so I can boost engagement there thanks luv u xoxo youtube.com/shorts/XPwpU...

30.06.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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London is over

30.06.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1475    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 29

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