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π© The News Is Sh!t π©
My weekly news update from the toilet
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31.07.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your dad on the online safety bill
31.07.2025 13:13 β π 70 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0If you want to watch my comedy before anyone else you can buy me a coffee β
Do it now to watch a dad ask his son about how to bypass online age verification... π
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Screenshot of a tweet which reads: Lucy White @LucyJayneWhite1 Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. lasked them *What language are you speaking?" They responded " Hindi" Ihave a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time. Below which is a caption commenting on the tweet reading: Objectively very funny to be complaining about different languages being spoken IN AN AIRPORT
In case you were wondering if twitter is still a racist cesspit
25.07.2025 16:53 β π 62 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos
23.07.2025 13:06 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1Jubilee brainstorming Surrounded videos
23.07.2025 13:06 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1Hahahahahahahaa
21.07.2025 11:18 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0My interview with Nigel Farage
21.07.2025 11:11 β π 260 π 67 π¬ 6 π 2Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)
18.07.2025 14:34 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Keir Starmer trying to appeal to young people (by singing Chappell Roan)
18.07.2025 14:34 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit (@wsebag.bsky.social) returns to NonCensored to tell Harriet (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) & Martin (@notmurphy.bsky.social) how heβs been treated badly just because of his cheeky chappie banter and neurodivergence.
Full audio: podfollow.com/NonCensored
When you get mistaken for a cool person
08.07.2025 12:56 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0what a fucking loser
06.07.2025 16:47 β π 58 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0A pile of bricks outside a Nando's restaurant
Love seeing the fresh bricks being delivered to Nando's
05.07.2025 11:27 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0This is the real and only link to our ko-fi page!
03.07.2025 17:16 β π 23 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0π π₯²
03.07.2025 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't realise I had put 2 suits on that morning. Devastating.
03.07.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯²π₯²π₯²THANKS MARK
03.07.2025 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01 year on from the General Election π³
03.07.2025 15:35 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0All the people arguing about landscape vs portrait in the comments of this annoy me more than the actual nazis on twitter telling me to get a hair transplant
03.07.2025 09:44 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Thanks! I will!
02.07.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Half arse
02.07.2025 07:41 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 7 π 0New for 2025! Coming to Hastings Pirate Festival PEG OR BE PEGGED! A PIRATE FESTIVAL TRADITION The idea is to secretly peg someone without them knowing - "just because" Maybe you like their outfit, attitude or personality - any reason or no reason - YOU CHOOSE HOW IT WORKS: 1. Buy your peg 2. Go peg someone, if possible without them knowing 3. If you find you've been pegged, know that someone was impressed by you! 4. Keep one as a pirate festival memento
Quite the phrasing from the Hastings Pirate Festival Facebook today.
01.07.2025 16:21 β π 1002 π 302 π¬ 91 π 153I think anyone with this mad name is related somehow but I don't really know most of them
01.07.2025 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A tweet reading: Replying to @wsebag Thinning hair Weak beard to compensate for thinning hair Has the dress sense of a teenage boy Voice has barely broken Androgynous; easily mistaken for trans A public sector parasite Likely vegan. In need of a good steak Has soy instead of spunk inside his nuts
3 people on bluesky gently debating portrait vs. landscape videos
Twitter discourse vs. Bluesky discourse
01.07.2025 10:36 β π 46 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0π
01.07.2025 07:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lots of thoughts on this video from the far right on twitter and tiktok which begs the question:
What on EARTH are the far right doing on TIK TOK?
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30.06.2025 12:05 β π 48 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0London is over
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