Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu)

I dared him, so he did to please us
Please, no ornithologists see us
I'm sure we would be screwed
If the public, they knew
That we walked on water like Jesus

The sheen on my plants was muculent
It made for an ugly succulent
I don't mean to be rude
But I'm in quite the mood
Forgive me for being truculent

Those gyoza look mighty good bub
I challenge any who dare to snub
They may try to be rude
But I've tasted your food
You are a hell of a cook there Dub

The air is a little bit nippy
The tires are a tad bit slippy
The wonders never cease
Made it home in one piece
A fall ride by this old time hippy

The fall leaves are really quite the view
As are kids in costumes shouting "Boo"
With the crisp autumn air
The pumpkins everywhere
Days like these, I'm afraid, are too few

UPS

We'll deliver your package, one day
Despite what our app, it might say
We don't need a release
It might come in one piece
But looks like we kicked it the whole way

YouTube video by NettwerkMusic MC 900 ft. Jesus - Truth Is Out of Style [Official Music Video]

Are you looking for someone to trust?
A true leader who looks out for us?
I don't mean to beguile
But that's just not in style
So says a 900 foot Jesus

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The far right doesn't care about you
They just look for the poor they can screw
Cut food and their meds
While viruses spread
Making 'murica great ... for a few

As the summertime comes into view
There is really just one thing to do
Decide what you will grill
But please, not the roadkill
I'll be using that for potluck stew

I've been standing so long I might wince
Waiting for a frog I might convince
To leave this fly deli
Reside in my belly
I'll tell everyone they were a prince

Watching baseball with nothing to do
It is peaceful, it is lazy too
I can say I did write
With a limerick, right?
...
I've been productive writing for you

We promise, we are not being snide
And just look, we have nothing to hide
We are just having fun
Catching rays of the sun
Standing here with petals open wide

If it is just a drink that you yearn
To my store you should really return
I'll sell you a bottle
Your thirst you can throttle
Pay in cash, it's my only concern

I went out late last night just to sing
Then I woke up wearing this here thing
I thought I'd have a sip
Of that milk with catnip
Now they're talking of naming me king

We have fresh fruits and veggies galore
From our produce you couldn't ask more
So please shop 'till you drop
As for me, I will stop
Over here, please forgive if I snore

It is Easter, time for that egg race
I'll be hunting, don't get in my space
Not a kid anymore
Now my everything's sore
If I run I will fall on my face

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You may say that I'm mean or I shout
Or I hiss and am grumpy and pout
But it's easy to see
That browsers annoy me
So buy something or get the hell out

So they put these fake ears on my head
What is next I don't think need be said
While they got Easter pics
With these things they affix
I had better be getting well fed

It's a Thursday so what can I say
Seems it's just another wacky day
I'll type into this box
With my head full of rocks
You can read it and just think oy vey

This pic was not from Allegheny
Look close or you wouldn't see any
But we're growing right here
A small forest my dear
Tiny 'shrooms, and boy are we many

Your new video card I did seat
And the viruses I did delete
I got rid of the spam
And set up your webcam
So I really think I've earned my treat

Well, perhaps you are drinking too much
You do not need that beer as a crutch
What you do need instead
Is to scratch this here head
Get your fix with a little cat touch

This feline sure knows where they're at
At the feet of the Buddha, so fat
Write this in the archives
They did not need nine lives
It is best to come back as a cat

So I figured that I could just chime
In here with an innocuous rhyme
If you start off your day
With felines, I will say
It's a great way, one cat at a time

I am not sure just what I should say
While words can sometimes get in the way
Since they're all I can use
And you all are my muse
I am happy to get to 1k ... posts :-)

My old life was once all ground and pound
I was certainly toughest around
But I've now found a home
So I no longer roam
Traded fighting for nice comfy down

Well hello there, my name is Penny
My colorations, there are many
Black, white, yellow and pink
But whatever you think
If you have treats, I will take any

I'm certain that I'll get a glower
For stopping to smell this here flower
As the trail to the food
Now comes here, kind of rude
The queen, I am sure, will be sour

While I'm really not from New Delhi
And not a fan of toast and jelly
What I'd rather instead
When I get out of bed
Is to put that bug in my belly

The written word is where it is at
I'm quite knowledgeable for a cat
I've searched through these pages
For what seems like ages
Looking for a recipe for tasty rat