Patrick pattyb92 - Bluesky Statics

She’s not like a regular mom. She’s a cool mom! 😊

27.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I posted an Instagram story last night that had a typo, and I didn’t realize until this morning. Going to go die in shame 💀

26.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I swear to God, if I heard even one “Uncle Jeff” during tonight’s premier, I’m done for the season…

26.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awry

24.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We do both love a tall man! 😍

24.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥲

21.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙂‍↕️

21.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, yes.

21.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bought a new brand of underwear for the first time in years. Can’t wait to inevitably be disappointed in them! 🙃

20.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗

13.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s finally warm enough to run outside again! 😍

11.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a cartoon of spongebob saying " i neeeeeed it " ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " i neeeeeed it "

Read this post in SpongeBob’s voice lol

11.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks bud 😉

11.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✂️💇🏼‍♂️✂️

10.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 138 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

🚰

10.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character is holding a piece of paper with a picture of a tiki on it ALT: a cartoon character is holding a piece of paper with a picture of a tiki on it

10.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a blue shirt is pointing at a door and saying # gaygasp . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is pointing at a door and saying # gaygasp .

09.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel with a watermelon on her lap ALT: a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel with a watermelon on her lap

07.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .

Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑

06.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

spongebob and mr. krabs from spongebob squarepants are talking to each other ALT: spongebob and mr. krabs from spongebob squarepants are talking to each other

05.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww, thank you!! 😊

04.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who doesn’t love a fun little secret? 🤫

04.02.2026 11:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

5 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵‍💫

04.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 154 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looooove him

03.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roll it back for a surprise 🙊

02.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Foreskin be like:

02.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 129 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

And we ❤️ you too!

31.01.2026 16:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Without hyperbole, they are one of the best things I have ever tasted 😋

30.01.2026 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it . ALT: a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it .

OMG YESSSSSSSSS

30.01.2026 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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