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Gabriel

@eelboy.bsky.social

Mortician and cremationist in the Canadian prairies. He/Him-TTRPG nerd - Socialist - ancient history nerd. What’s your favorite dinosaur.

61 Followers  |  167 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 03.11.2024  |  2.2

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My childhood right there

10.07.2025 03:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My best run ever was foiled by eating a gremlin.

02.07.2025 06:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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some cuteness ~avail. tattoo flash for local folk :o)🌷 #sticknpoke #tattooflash

29.06.2025 14:54 — 👍 25    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

They have cheese fries and chili fries. Even “Chips” for some reason. What an oversight

27.06.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love the googliemooglies you draw.

24.06.2025 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cannot conceive of this experience as a Canadian.

24.06.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Went fishing on Sunday. It was a fun silly day at the lake.

17.06.2025 14:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Definitely the inspiration I had when redoing my bathroom. I think I bought those exact same tiles.

13.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My friends got quails and I love them.

12.06.2025 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Check out this ancient embalming setup I found in the back of a basement at a rural funeral home. This would have been brought to the home of the deceased to perform the embalming on their deathbed with a little velvet curtain for privacy. The last photo looks like an amputation kit for some reason.

07.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s this old lifer embalmer at one of the locations I work and for some reason his slight disapproval of my work is so crushing.

05.06.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this because I’m a crematorium tech?

05.06.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like the “Climat engineering is mass murder” protestors you see around?

03.06.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I feel like I need a haircut. I really need some change but have no idea what to do.
(Ignore my dirt stash.)

01.04.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This one’s better.

picrew.me/ja/image_mak...

20.03.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do like a good picrew. We really back in the era of online paper dolls.

picrew.me/ja/image_mak...

20.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bobus

19.03.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks. 😊 it took forever.

18.03.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am partial to bulgogi bowls. 😊

18.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I redid my bathroom.

18.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

14.03.2025 14:36 — 👍 47631    🔁 10957    💬 609    📌 885
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Some fish posting 😊

15.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah. Although that was also my experience with twitter.

13.03.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Okay hair day.

27.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wrap > Sandwich

27.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How tall y’all

Sitting at about 6f but I slouch

25.02.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Wicked Game Lingua Ignota · Single · 2020 · 1 songs

open.spotify.com/album/75u2Dt...

21.02.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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