As Told By Carl

ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of
Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans.

We are, a coffee shop.

5’5 with brown legs.

I’m gonna try blue sky again.
Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it.
But I like it here.
Imma try again.

Damn Tae. 😍

Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way.

So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well:

HTTP://IAMBLACK.COFFEE

Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.

So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart.

I’m going at least 3 times.

Dropping off @thecoffeecarl.com smokers set
#resinart #stefanartistry👑

So now I’m jealous 😂

WENDYYYY!!!!

Wait, is that the finished product? How does one pay?!

a man in a colorful shirt is standing in front of a pink background with the word trade written on it . ALT: a man in a colorful shirt is standing in front of a pink background with the word trade written on it .

Started here.

lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG.

I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’?

This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂

I know that’s not all of it, and he was seeking validation and acceptance from white folks likely. But, I can’t pretend black gays would have been lined up outside his window as a skinny, fem, darker skinned theater girl.

He won star search in 1992, yt crowd. tried to have an R&B career and it flopped. The yt crowds embraced him. I think he went where he felt celebrated and fit in. Fast forward to now, it’s like older white men get to be daddies but Older black men are supposed to just go hide and be alone.

And even then, he was too brown, too fem, into the arts, etc. He isn’t the conventional picture of beauty or bravado black gay men typically court. And remember, he’s of a generation where fem was ABSOLUTELY out. It was about thug trade, down.

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Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc.

So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man.

But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him.

Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.

Because…. This is ridiculous

External
Revenue
Service

It’s..whew.

The way

I mean. I respect it.

Yeahhhh I would say so tbh .

I have both. Here’s what I’ll say.
I like the 1:1 point transfer with the platinum for Delta, which isn’t available on the sapphire.

I also like having automatic status with Hilton, Marriot Bon Voy, Avis, Hertz and I like airport lounge access because I fly delta often.

How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment?

1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽

Ain’t nobody gotta make Frank right!

Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.)

When did you know? (🏳️‍🌈)

Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.

Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”.

But. Free Palestine.
And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.