Robert Davenport Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴

Yeah

Fell. Again. Hand missed the baluster. Came down hard on my right knee. No blood though so.

Woo.

Hoo.

You prolly never thought much about this but Nicholas II of Russia was by far the wealthiest man in the world when he and all of his heirs uh suddenly died.

Huh.

Whats my healthcare plan? Me, I plan to survive until everyone else what done caught the epidemic is dead.

Streamlining Christmas this year.

Put up two of our metal trees.

One tree decorated with Buccellati, Christofle, Daum, Lalique, Steuben and Emilia Castillo.

One tree decorated with Strongwater. Including skulls.

Couple wreaths. A dozen Santa and nutcracker figurines. And stockings.

Hohohuh

You kids are all doing high fives over a resignation from Congress but you don’t get what it means you stupid stupid people.

You deserve what’s coming.

Him? None so far as he acknowledges

Not a track guy plus he’s nearly as old as me

He was with me on a couple of runs down Colorado 17

Well. My brother went looking. He said he didn’t find any. But he just took delivery on a new Roma and bought a house in Del Mar.

That’s why I buried caches along lonely highways out west all those years ago.

Am I doing Christmas wrong

Larry Summers is way worse than OJ.

Verse.
Worthy of Vollmann.
Or Faulkner.

These are the only real Area Codes.

By the time two of my ancestors were in this boat my family had already been in North America for nearly 150 years. Huh.

Released on this date in 1975.

And yes after a real down to the final seconds nail biter against the Nittany Lion, the improbable Cinderella Story continues for Nobel Laureate James Watson’s Alma Mater!

No person in the history of the world inflicted more damage on the United States than Dick Cheney.

Fall back

No doubt

Good Morning Lemmings!

If ya really care about climate.

Move to a place ya dont need a car

Walk

Ride bikes

Never get on a plane again

Grow your food

Spend less

Reduce reuse repair

Otherwise you’re just a toddler meltin down in the toy store.

Grow up.

OK as you all know years ago I was hit with bogus federal charges, perp walked and vilified in the press. And as you I spent a lot of money and won.

But you don’t know why that happen as I never tolja.

Wouldja like ta know?

So yeah man throwin tantrums over The Kennedy Center or demandin novel pronouns or screamin how ya gotta gotta gotta have unrestricted abortion or goin to the mat
to mutilate yourself for your big feels or pushin legal weed aint left wing man.

Nope. Just stupid.

Sorry doofus.

Both wind power and solar power are completely completely fraudulent in that they cost a lot more energy and cause a lot more environmental damage than anyone in power is willing to admit. You well informed geniuses bought a pack of lies.

Good job America.

Prolly wasnt no good when our big blue team bosses stopped callin us workers and citizens and started callin us consumers and civilians.

Just sayin.

Aint no inflation, just monopoly pricing power resultin from 40 plus years of bipartisan dismantling of antitrust regulation and enforcement but you well informed geniuses aint outraged by that you all SO MAD about captions at the slavery exhibits at the Smithsonian.

Yeah huh.

Acourse nunnya tru Blu No Matter Hoo fokes never sez to yerownselfs “hey why am I always SO MAD about stuff I never thot about before like The Kennedy Center but I aint mad at President Obama or at Joe for not gettin us debt relief, federal minimum wage, Medicare For All and paid leave?”

Huh