sam

also trying to explain to your average lib that just saying “that’s unconstitutional” is also not activism

you know the more i think about it the more it’s like. i don’t disrespect her for shooting her shot but she surely knew that mickey has been dating nasha for 4 years right. why did she hate nasha for trying to sex up two mickeys and smoking a little bit of crack

honestly should i start using bsky since twitter sucks so much ass genuinely

i should. i have all the ingredients… thank you for inspiring me

i love those shitssss i haven’t made them in so long..

omgggg… she looks like this

omg it’s cute.. lil gay ass

literally just feels like you’re sitting on a bicycle seat and you want to kill

i want you to know that i’ve been thinking about this all morning and it’s looming over me ominously like a sword of damocles because i cant comprehend when or why it would be an appropriate word for a dragon age game

didn’t even know this. kind of irritating especially considering they definitely are aware of the men can romance sera/women can romance dorian mods… like it just feels weirdly regressive and caving to the worst types of people

i always forget about this one until it happens. and the inquisitor just has to stand there like Um okay.

so true

me in the work bathroom right now

wasnt redguard the one that they made for a graphics card that no one owned and that went under like a year later

you need to open a law office called dehydrated esquire. you should also go to the doctor though… you stay having headaches. maybe it’s a migraine thing

have you ever seen a doctor about it…

god literally. you’re right old man you do need put to sleep

my biggest weakness? i think it’s that i love too much. i have too big of a heart. and i’m the oldest man alive on planet earth.

this is such a funny thing for the guy running for president a second time to say. especially only a couple months before the election.

all my tumblr mutuals having time to make 3500 posts about it meanwhile i’m trying to scrub through for the cliffnotes version on my 15. i have got to get unemployed

what if it came out and it was actually the best one and it doesn’t look like fortnite

damn i keep seeing people say it made them cry :( guess i’ll wait til i can watch it free

a 14 year old…. was the movie good though

if she had been bald then he wouldn’t have gone through the eluvian 😔

ar lasa mala revas…

it’s for him

shrapnel will come up and lick my hair and it makes me gag

god literally. and if you’re saying “a homeless” instead of “a homeless person” you’re already not the type to be swayed by Unhoused Person. like homeless person is the same thing.