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Vtuber & totally rad 90's Computer lady with a terrible internet connection. bad at math, good at being your cool aunt. Icon by @bingoradtv.bsky.social

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I am, in case you haven't caught on, a program who is very touchy about getting called the wrong name.

12.08.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shipwreck Beach (Scooby Doo Mystery, SNES, Argonaut Software, 1995)

12.08.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*struggling to hold it in*
It's name is "Clippit" actually.
It's "Clippit".
The paperclip office assistant is named Clippit. With an "it"
Microsoft only started calling it "clippy" to capitalize on the reddit memes.
Reddit is also spelled with an "it" like Clippit's name
IT'S NAME IS CLIPPIT ACTUA

12.08.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WebTV Music - RMF Ambient Collection
YouTube video by Matt Man WebTV Music - RMF Ambient Collection

music to surf to

12.08.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know very little about them. They operate outside the bounds of normal society.

12.08.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look I KNOW it's not Fargoth who says this but... *Ahem*

Fargoth when you finish working with Hrisskar Flat-Foot

12.08.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CRT showing a terminal style game which shows a 8x8 grid where stars (asterisks) dot the play area and a Starfleet ship (@) and Klingon ship (three crosses) are fighting. On the right of the map is a status display showing stardate, Red Alert, position, and remaining energy, shields, and torpedoes.

Then text:
Command ? pha
Phasers locked on target; Energy available = 1862
Number of units to fire: 200
DEBUG INFO: p 200 d 0.353553 h 70
70 unit hit on Klingon 1. Klingon 1 at 1 mark 5 destroyed!
Congratulations, Captain. The last Klingon Battlecruiser menacing the Federation has been destroyed.

Your efficiency rating is 60536.
The federation is in need of a new Starship Commander for a similar mission. If there is a volunteer, let them step forward and say 'aye'... 
red@debian:/Gamedev/c/ST25-_2/bin/Debug$

CRT showing a terminal style game which shows a 8x8 grid where stars (asterisks) dot the play area and a Starfleet ship (@) and Klingon ship (three crosses) are fighting. On the right of the map is a status display showing stardate, Red Alert, position, and remaining energy, shields, and torpedoes. Then text: Command ? pha Phasers locked on target; Energy available = 1862 Number of units to fire: 200 DEBUG INFO: p 200 d 0.353553 h 70 70 unit hit on Klingon 1. Klingon 1 at 1 mark 5 destroyed! Congratulations, Captain. The last Klingon Battlecruiser menacing the Federation has been destroyed. Your efficiency rating is 60536. The federation is in need of a new Starship Commander for a similar mission. If there is a volunteer, let them step forward and say 'aye'... red@debian:/Gamedev/c/ST25-_2/bin/Debug$

My Star Trek terminal game has been bug tested
Playable to the end without crashes or game breaking bugs but minor bugs out the ass.
Played on my CRT in terminal for extra immersion and fun

28.07.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, Shoptowners are rather psychotropic beings

12.08.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Technically no, but if it's dramatic enough for the moment I would assume yes.

12.08.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah! Everything is made of lines really when you think about it. Anyways, she can rip out my insides after Cold does, I'm pretty booked.

12.08.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It removes the correct label the user placed and replaces it with a "THIS IS PORN" label. That's not acceptable to me.

12.08.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that just points to serious issues, lines definitely exist!

12.08.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She can get in line.

12.08.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, guitar gear heads are so, so susceptible to falling for aesthetical snake oil and like, please bear in mind this is me saying this.

12.08.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone should have a version of themselves that's an evil diametrically opposed clone of themselves so viewers can further explore your greater themes or so you can get shot with a prop gun until you play Bleembo's World 3D

12.08.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I am looking disrespectfuly (not in a horny way, in a disappointed mom way)"

12.08.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am looking disrespectfuly (she is rude and I'm pouting over it)

12.08.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen this art of my friend's evil twin?

Now you have

12.08.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The non explicit nudity tag is worthless. Their robo cop nanny system will automatically flag it as porn.

12.08.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm just dying to hear what you have to say, Nord.

12.08.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His take on Hulk has a bit of Frankenstein's monster to it, but also of note Hulk almost has a sadness in his eyes it's so good. On my Spider-Man pitch I really would just want to see his Black Cat, which would probably atomize me.

12.08.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine Bruce Timm Spider-Man.

12.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Collab idea: literally anything with @bingoradtv.bsky.social in a setting where we just enable each other like a terrible bit vortex until chat can't take it anymore.

12.08.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am on my hands and knees begging bsky to let me post my own gifs ๐Ÿ˜ญ

12.08.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We either like the same thing or are similar enough it encourages the other.

12.08.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They care a lot about wonder woman being Girl_Character_1.png

12.08.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are like a taste oroboros

12.08.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isn't true, DC doesn't even have five female characters they care about.

12.08.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl_Character_5.png

12.08.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also have a lot of money like a stupid amount of money. The mages guild is a racket.

12.08.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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