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@hotcalc.bsky.social

Vtuber & totally rad 90's Computer lady with a terrible internet connection. bad at math, good at being your cool aunt. Icon by @puzzled-artist.bsky.social

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Rusty would feign a smug disinterest that would of course erode into just the biggest flip out rant ever.

08.03.2026 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pussy: Love Story from Titanic (ZX Spectrum, 2000)

08.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 89    🔁 53    💬 7    📌 7

YOU DEFEATED
- TANK MAN -

08.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I've got this very easy-to-understand and not-demoralizing-to-look-at system. Just gotta turn all the non-green things green.

08.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 104    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
They can harvest deez
Stop!

They can harvest deez Stop!

Sync happened

07.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amoral canibal who's dependant on medication to stay alive with a backstory of being the mascot of a war profiteer being used as the real life posterboy of a drink so generic it's slogan is "this is food"

Cannot
Make
This
Up

07.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't even come up with a satire better than this...

07.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Totally unfamiliar. I guess I'll add this to my troublingly long list.

07.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well that settles it then.

07.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hypnospace Outlaw was so good it completely rewired me and my content.

07.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Though frequently categorized as a "kusoge (shit game)," the game falls more in line with the "bakage (stupid game)" label.

It's a game which demands patience and skill in overcoming its obtuseness, where the rewards are genuinely amusing gags at the expense of genre tropes.

06.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

This one's fun even if you don't know Japanese, there's quite a few times where it got a laugh out of me back in the day when I played it

07.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SCHEDULE with video!

It's finally time to launch my airship, the Mezza Luna!

And I have an importart mission for you, Crewmember. Troupemember? ANYWAY We're going to rank EVERY boat ever, but I'm sure I'm forgetting a few, so pretty please remind me the names of every ship or vessel you know!

02.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 34    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 2

Sometimes you do a bit and that one specific mutual likes it and you hear an unlock sound and fireworks and confetti happen and you know you Posted Good™️ today and can take it easy from now on

07.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Didn't you leave my son with someone? )

07.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Giving "rather have 1$ or 2$" vibes

07.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

*indie game pitch voice*
What if you were born with glass bones & paper skin?
In my game players must choose between breaking their legs, their arms, or even having a heart attack in this addictive roguelike deck builder immersive Sim RPG inspired by Dark Souls and Binding of Isaac. And that's why

07.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looks like the opposite to me, right boys

07.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 102    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

Greetings

07.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is just every third indie game that (incorrectly) calls itself a roguelike. I played like 6 demos with this exact premise this Nextfest.

07.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Doodle of Amy Rose with her glasses, holding her tarot cards and wearing a Velma inspired outfit

Doodle of Amy Rose with her glasses, holding her tarot cards and wearing a Velma inspired outfit

Glasses Amy
#sonicthehedgehog

07.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 668    🔁 208    💬 8    📌 2

Not to be a drama queen, but I don't have an official circle or group anymore and have no desire to make one. With what I've endured behind the scenes any contact with me will remain professional and out in the open.

07.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For those not in my what I will call the ladies circle (not an official group) Nu Calc model is coming along nicely. No official ETA but it's looking very good.

07.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw somebody's 9 games list include smb1, GoW Ragnarok, FIFA whatever year, and Wii Sports and I just... What a spread.

07.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, if anyone's interested, an acquaintance of my little brother is selling a bunch of G1 Monster High dolls, all in pretty good condition and mostly with their original clothes and accessories. You'll have to DM them on their Instagram for details but I can confirm the pickings are good

07.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A rather serious biz style ad for Sharp's EL range of electronic calculators, now with 'rolling writer' function. It's got white serif text on black and a photo of the silver grey calculator.

Now you can try and type even longer rude worlds using numbers

A rather serious biz style ad for Sharp's EL range of electronic calculators, now with 'rolling writer' function. It's got white serif text on black and a photo of the silver grey calculator. Now you can try and type even longer rude worlds using numbers

In today's installment of twee names for technological leaps that would soon become standard: Sharp's 'Phantom Display' desktop calculator from 1980.

No more being restricted to only what will actually fit in a little display; now you can tiptap something longer than it for the first time.

07.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 67    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

It's unbelievable. Right in the center of the city, nobody saw anything? Makes you wonder about the competence of the Guard, if you ask me.

07.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot understand how these men with the technological understanding of Memaw asking about Christmas gifts are being treated with any respect.

07.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ho, look! An outlander. Are you lost, poor thing? Did the big, bad beasts bite you, so you need a healer? Or do you need our trader, so he can take your gold and give you things we would throw away or give to our guar?

07.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I do like a month of research on a game before doing a video on it as a dumb cartoon lady, but on the other hand I see respected streamers who think Nintendo developed Pokopia.

07.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0