Kiwi Dave

I took this one from my house in Tauranga last month. I think the most roygbivish one I have ever taken.

This foreign traveler is interested in where one could go to get a Vegas-like experience (nothing like it, I know) for less dollars. We have been to Vegas many times, but y’all’s price stories are scaring the crap out of me.

Well, speed of light squared, but yeah!

No,, a shithouse is an old word for an outside toilet. You’re saying that you are like a solidly built toilet building. Which is less bad I think.

signed “Epstein’s Mom”

Kiwi man! Get yer fellow Commonwealth countries right!

I live in NZ and do work for American companies. I wake up at 5am every day to see if people have booked me for any meetings starting at 6am (2pm EST).

Yeah I got a bit confused when I made that post. Either Indy or F1 would be great - I like them both.

I think a lot of people are surprised that there are penguins who are not too keen on snow or ice.

In Oamaru (NZ) you can sit quietly in a little stand at dusk and watch hundreds of them arrive from the Ocean, waddle up the beach and go to their little homes on the shore. It’s quite something. www.penguins.co.nz

Yes, I think locked differential is indeed the root cause. He is keeping the same extension on his left leg so he kind of swings it out to account for the shorter stride it needs to take.

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Theil is a US citizen (gained NZ citizenship more recently so he could have a bolt hole I think). So it would be tough to ban him. He was born in Germany, but grew up in South Africa.

It would take ages to fill the gas tank, unless there was a special runny version for cars.

A BFC seems on its face the opposite of a LFP, yet they are very similar.

Ron has the best wisdom.

He should use a prickly cactus to recalibrate his bumhole.

True (where I live).

Thanks! I really like the elbows up one on the top right, might use that.

Darn right. Commonwealth countries would be super-pissed.

I think in other commonwealth countries we are starting to do this too (especially tourism). Partly in solidarity, but also simply because of what is happening in the US.

On the ground in the Cook Islands, controversial deal with China stirs debate Some residents say the agreement has harmed relations with New Zealand while others welcome the economic benefits it may bring

It has started already: there is currently a very delicate situation in the Cook Islands: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

Oh yeah I got confused. Either Indy in Toronto or F1 in Montreal would suit me fine!

We did the whole Niagara Falls and Toronto thing a couple of years back - it was great. I would love to get back to Toronto for the Canadian GP. Also did the Inside Passage cruise - also great.

Please drink a few from NZ too! They are quite nice.

NZ here. Exactly the same. Formerly frequent visitors to the US, but not happening now. I wouldn’t be surprised if we eventually get the whole tariff thing down here too, so if you guys resist you would be doing us an enormous solid.

Doohan is an unusual name for an Austrian! (He’s Australian).

NZ here. My plan is to not spend any tourist dollars in the US. If all the world does this, it could make a difference. It’s a bit of a slow burn though, I guess.