Justin Elliott

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Plus it gives some of the new players a chance to fill their hearts with hate!

MOAR CONTENT! But for real, I think it could be interesting for some of the clubs that aren’t quite as omnipresent in the discourse. Not sure I really care to hear nuanced takes from a MUFC or Chelsea supporter. But maybe, if they’re self-loathing enough!

I would wager there is town in America with a higher concentration of terrible typefaces per capita than Fredericksburg, TX.

I’m convinced he’s gonna drop an “I told you I always win in my second year” and then lift a🖕and walk away.

Is Amorim gone if he wins? I’m not sure he is, and buying a bunch of system players this summer only for him to be replaced by a back four manager midseason could definitely help undo any CL $ benefit he earned with a win today.

Am I nuts or isn’t it because “female” can be an adjective and “woman”/“women” is always a noun?

A band called “Kansas” has absolutely no business sounding like this.

Here in Austin if “hamachi crudo” appears on your menu you’re obligated to play Khruangbin every third song. If you also have a burrata on menu then you’re obligated to play an equal measure of Tame Impala. You must then choose between 90s rap or LCD Soundsystem for the remaining selections.

It’s giving Brendan Rogers at Leicester

It’s also not deportation if they’re a U.S. citizen

Them: So it’s your fault?
Me: No, it’s the mistake’s fault.
Them: Who made the mistake?
Me: Somebody? Nobody? Doesn’t matter.
Them: It definitely does.
Me: No, see, it’s the mistake’s fault. That’s why I blame the mistake.
Them: But -
Me: I blame the mistake.
Them: [swears in ancient language]

He must have used the “between the devil and the deep blue sea” bit at least three times.

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Here are two guaranteed ways for cyclists to piss off drivers:
1) roll through a stop sign
2) make a full and complete stop at a stop sign

i kind of think democrats should announce that once they take power they will invade any country that hosts american citizens in trump gulags

They're saying there's problems at the docks. Frank Sobotka. Remember him? Couple of cans would go missing. Bye bye. Ziggy, Ziggy sobotka. Beautiful name. Ziggy. He had the duck, remember the little duck? Fed the duck too much whiskey. So sad. Such a beautiful little duck. We're bringing him back

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

I think the late nineteenth century manual labor job I could do is "bartender cowering behind the bar during a cowboy brawl"

But we're going to crash the stock market and we'll be doing it very strongly. We're not going to have lines anymore [gesturing up and down] they go like this and you never know what the hell they'll do. So we're not having lines. But we'll be looking at State Capitalism and probably many things

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

Goals

Teighreiff

New British insult just dropped

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

people should know better than to ask people anything