The Thumb Thespian

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Lmaoooooooo "I be robbing these niggas"

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Me trying to see if the number is a 6, or an 8, without my glasses:

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Kris Jenner's surgeon:

I spent my 28th bday DJing!🥳🎂

Felt.

Ya see! 😂😂😂

I BE ROBBING NIGGAAASSS

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Sandwiches, when Daniel Caesar walks in the room:

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Me, to the "Snooze" button:

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Me at heaven's gates, when there's a delay upon entry:

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Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."

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The fight scenes in #BMF

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Gmail, when you try to log in from another device:

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Me, after not taking my fish oils for 2 days:

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Me rubbing freshly waxed pum-pum:

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Customer Services:

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Ingrown hairs, just being stubborn for no reason:

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Me, every time I see Trump:

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Ice Hockey players watching people just casually buy Stanley Cup's... and they almost died, to get their hands on one:

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black Roosters:

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YouTube, after pretending it's gonna load your video straight away:

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Me, as soon as I arrive anywhere:

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Me, rereading my own jokes:

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Me looking at any black women, picture thread:

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Women telling their friends about their latest hoodie acquisition:

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How women wake you up, at 3:52am

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Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:

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Seat belts, being pulled across big breasts:

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Me, to my smoothie maker: