I pray you have all the strength, to get through today. โค๏ธ
09.08.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash ur bellybutton!
I pray you have all the strength, to get through today. โค๏ธ
09.08.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0These are 2 of my favourite pictures of me, taken last year... and my Daughter took them both.
She's only just turned 8... and the fact that she took them, makes me love 'em even more. ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ (She made that chain for me btw)
Feeling cute today. โจโฅ๏ธ
09.08.2025 13:00 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3๐๐ฟ๐ซ
09.08.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah.... 'Weapons' was just OK for me. A LOT of hype surrounding the movie.... That wasn't justified.
Zero rewatch value.
"Hey man.... Good luck!"
My luck:
Whenever I post anything about Chinese EVs (or China generally) that isn't in praise of Elon Musk's genius, his fanboys lose their damn minds in my mentions. But my man's first sentence says it all: "If this car came to America, Tesla would be cooked."
09.08.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"CLEARLY!... CLEARLY!... I'm the right man for the Oval Office! It's a field goal, it's a touch down, and it's a slam damn dunk. Stephen "AAAAYOOO" Smith.. HA! I'LL MAKE AMERICA, SHOUT AGAIN!"
28.07.2025 17:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gotta keep going, when you feel inspired. In my experience... That's when I create my best work.
09.08.2025 08:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me and who? ๐ฉโค๏ธ
09.08.2025 06:53 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1I started it.... and I didn't even finish it. I couldn't understand the hype surrounding it. I was bored AF.
09.08.2025 06:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0all of these so far โบ๏ธ
09.08.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ruth Langmore has been working CONSTANTLY since #Ozark
I've seen her in quite a few movies now, and rightly so. She can ACT, act.
I'm just watching weapons now...
... I'll check back in with my movie review.
Nobody:
Podcast mics:
LMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!
09.08.2025 06:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For me, my most recent pics, are always my favourites. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Happens to be these ones.
I will NEVER, not enjoy my own jokes.
I'm not sorry.
Me walking down the plane aisle, when there's a little turbulence...
13.11.2024 03:05 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Me drunk in my kitchen at 2:53am, talking to the food in my freezer...
05.12.2024 19:56 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Her: "No, I'm not in the mood. I'm going to sleep."
Me: "Ok, well how about a.."
Me looking back at the car I just walked past, because I heard it lock...
20.05.2025 15:21 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Me, when someone says foil ISN'T a lid:
07.05.2025 09:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me dapping up someone I don't know, because they remember me from somewhere...
18.01.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I disagree with you... I disagree.
If I don't like what you like, I just simply don't like what you like. Believe me... That's ok.
Persuasion to the contrary is futile, I'm intransigent.
"You haven't been on Twitter for a while... What you been up to?"
Me:
Me catching up on all my shows, while she gives me the "Silent" treatment...
23.12.2024 23:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When people are telling me 'bout the wild shit I did, when I was drunk...
19.01.2025 10:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nobody:
Me, when my family turned the lights off on my birthday... To bring out my cake:
My unread emails, watching me change my background theme...
20.12.2024 22:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me at heaven's gates, explaining my skeets to Jesus
29.11.2024 02:15 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0