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@bishopcognac.bsky.social

Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!

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New trailer for the final season of β€˜The Boys’

Premiering on Prime Video April 8

05.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 43
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"Spongebob?.. Yeah, I know boy-o. He was me greatest employee! It all started when.."

12.04.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 Damn it!

05.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carlos Fama

05.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carlos Fama

05.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@demi0186.bsky.social I'm just catching I'm on the skyline... and I've seen that someone beat me to the squirrel joke. Damn it! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

05.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app !!

Enjoy your day! πŸ₯‚πŸΎ

05.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody:

Squirrels:

05.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me trying to catch up with the #BlackSky cruise ship, because I had to go back for my phone charger...

01.05.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all remember the BlackSky cruise 😭😭😭😭😭😭

04.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

YEEEEEEOOOOW 🀣😭🀣😭🀣😭

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drunkin Sipberlake
Dustin Ginberlake
Musty Binberlake

04.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good!! 😌🫑

04.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crimberlands

03.03.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is NOT fucking.... Tha.... Frail shit, like Jadakiss requested. SMMFH.
Has he been notified?

03.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slipberlands

03.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈπŸ”Š HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAY!!!
Enjoy your day! 😌πŸ₯ƒ

03.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣😭🀣😭🀣😭😭😭😭

03.03.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The beauty that is Wunmi Mosaku on the #ActorAwards red carpet

02.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 48
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Ranking Celebrities Impersonating
Each Other πŸ˜…

02.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

This interview should be used to seal the deal. Michael B. Jordan for Best Actor/Oscar

02.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"SUUURRPRIIIISE!! Happy Birthday!"

02.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 President Evil

02.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Viola Davis so happy about Michael B. Jordan winning a SAG award that she transcends time space and white supremacy.

Viola Davis so happy about Michael B. Jordan winning a SAG award that she transcends time space and white supremacy.

When it finally happens:

02.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1791    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 19
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a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says " out " ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says " out "

When that orange piss stain dies... I'm gonna party like I just sniffed the finest Columbian coke.. and then hit the Soul Train line..

11.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder if THIS will FINALLY be the year, that orange... Fades to black.
πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ

01.01.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Donald Bloated Orange Bitch Ass Paedophile Racist Rapist Cunt Trump...

30.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody:

Me every time I see the orange nimrod, on my TV screen:

15.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When that orange piss stain dies... My celebrations, will be one for the ages!!

09.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last one was PHENOMENAL.
I'll be in attendance.

02.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0