CFJakesBurner

Damn analytics saying making the third out at third is optimal

Shoutout whoevers tio is on the mound for Team Mex

Btw Team Mexico >>> your national baseball team

I’m always saying chicks dig a good bunt

Enorme Angel Sepulveda y que chingue su madre el ratlas

Declan rice fouled and hand-balled in the box but assna fans will swear up and down PGMOL are against them

Brunooo! We’re doing a title charge

Good read for anyone that thinks the existence of ICE is in any way legitimate or necessary

Unfortunately the reality is that cops have a history of killing people by dropping them off in inhospitable places. In Canada it’s called a “starlight tour” when cops detain an Indigenous person and then drop them off miles from home in the wilderness, sometimes causing them to freeze to death

Hormidios mas grande que hugo sanchez en mis libros

Furthermore, guy who hugely expanded the powers of the terrorist organization currently murdering americans with impunity

- guy who sent american armed forces to do this to civilians around the world

Hearing Yanited are doing a title charge btw don’t sleep on us

Good thing the Texans aren’t playing from behind and won’t be needing timeouts down the stretch

Underthrown ball DPI meta has to be nerfed

Ray Lewis is ripping into cj stroud and rightfully so

Like buddy you just came out of a timeout how do you not know what color your team plays in

Tom Savage has a markedly better playoff performance than “CJ”

Thinking back to all the QBs in texans history, it’s impressive to somehow be the single worst in the biggest game in franchise history

Coleridge just threw an end over end punt get this choke artist out of here

Shouldn’t be surprised diggs has strong hands though

Satan’s greatest soldiers are suited up for new england

Pats smell blood in the water. CJ has piss and shit running down his legs again

I have seen enough

This defense is so ungodly they have osama bin laden at QB and it’s a one score game

CJ is a Mitch Trubuski

If CJ keeps showing you he’s bitch made get his ass on the bench and let Mills not kill the defense

I get the play blew up but when has standard QB procedure ever been “fuck it lemme throw a 10 yard dead goose where i know for a fact no one but defenders and ineligible receivers are”

Defense has to bear CJ ass

WE ARE C. KIRK