Giggle Tits' Disembodied Voice from a Frank's Box

Yeah, given their famously anti-LGBTQ stances, not a shock ♥️

feature. not a bug.

Do it

Deeply glad that I had context for, like, 10% of the statements in either of these skeets

an attempt has been made to fire them illegally. from day one language like this matters.

I do deeply appreciate that "chicks with five nose rings and blue hair" pretty well sums up the prime demo he was trying to fuck while touring in the late 90s/early 00s

To be fair, Seth Myers has been playing around with Mac Tonight on his "Corrections" web stuff the last few years because he mentioned that Mac is kinda nightmare fuel for him so fans send him fan art, etc.

these people are stealing from you and laughing at you

What are they gonna do? Have another tactical Vance visitation?

Yeah, it being Wet Nonce Island doesn't contradict anything, though

If both of those guys AREN'T already on a sex offender registry

I mean, given the shit quality (writing, acting, etc.) of most Blumhouse productions, this is not a shocking revelation.

Mike Stoklasa, at a loss for words

One of my most Mike Stoklasa moments was back in, like, 2020, seeing one of the anarchist dudes who had a hand in the St. Paul Principles argue that they were ONLY for that specific moment and shouldn't be universalized.

And it was just, like, "Brother. If they *work*...[gestures, exasperated]"

gnome in a hollowed out pumpkin with a motor on it

You’re afraid they’ll train AI on your posts because you are weak. I, a genius, post so badly that every word is a blow for mankind in the Robot Apocalypse by making the machines dumber and shittier.

ngl I read this as being trans first, but it's about being autistic, and damn if they aren't hand in hand so often for reasons

[stares in also 42]

A balaclava'd individual wearing a combat helmet and carrying a rifle, in a wilderness setting, saying to someone off-camers "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid."

A-american Exceptionalism?
I guess?

physiology and genetic testing is great but the real test of if an animal belongs to the order filidae or not is giving it a box it’ll fit in and seeing what it does next

As we know, the general response by communities on the ground to these current events have been silence, crickets

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

who hurt you?

Trying to square these posts and
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We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.

There’s a lot in Bari Weiss’ 2023 FedSoc speech that merits scrutiny but I think the Times did a disservice by closing with this quote — given what she says immediately after. fedsoc.org/commentary/f...

Like, I had my now ex-wife help me by shaving a bald pattern onto my head and when she finished she looked me dead in the eye and said

"I think this is the first time I've ever NOT been sexually attracted to you."

Google Photos graced me this morning with photos from 2013 when I went as Tobias Funke to a friend's Halloween party and good God and gods are they even more cursed now lol

You can score points and still not win the game, most definitely.

If Trump is going to insist on the military occupation of democratic-governed cities and states, then yes the government cannot be allowed to reopen.