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@gi66let1ts.bsky.social

anarchist (of the Bookchin/Apo variety) leatherdyke "Most people can be put off by her vacuous mannequin face and Jodie Foster severity." aficionado of bitchin' scoots, women, and fiction burrowed deep into the hide of Pittsburgh (she/her, trans)

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Ooooooo. DEFINITELY that 80s/90s goth-rock aesthetic of the Sisters, but the hair and the jaw are Steele all the way lol

05.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

never forget what private equity firms took from us.

05.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fucking state of my chaotes, dawg

05.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, reading a recent collection of essays on Chaos Magic and getting through one where Julius Evola is quoted and Nietzsche's views are discussed and neither is critically commented (even in a QUICK way) on in any broader fashion:

05.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly, Wrath looks more like a Bizarro Peter Steele (of Type O Negative) clone

05.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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friend

05.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mouse running into the mess to tell the crew that Morpheus is fighting Neo

Mouse running into the mess to tell the crew that Morpheus is fighting Neo

Charlie Kelly, wrapped in a blanket, huffing silver spray-paint, as he tries to write the song "Day Man"

Charlie Kelly, wrapped in a blanket, huffing silver spray-paint, as he tries to write the song "Day Man"

Them, commenting on trans drama: Me, vibing:

05.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta say: I deeply love that at this point that, as a trans woman, I can see these kinds of posts and have zero fucking clue what kind of teenage melodrama is playing out in other areas of social media. Truly an ascended state.

(not a commentary on OP, btw)

05.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People think Mamdani is some sort of electoral genius when really his main strength is "pleasant to be around and right on the issues." The guy can talk about left policy positions without sounding like a self-righteous asshole. Its, sadly, a lot rarer of a skill than it should be.

05.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

Me throughout my 20s and into my 30s to my conservative father who had Lee Iacocca's books prominently displayed since I was a wee babe:

05.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every so often I am reacquainted with how much Monster Magnet's albums "Dopes to Infinity" and "Powertrip" just *fuck*.

Good records.

05.08.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blonde woman is saying `` nice try jan '' while looking at the camera . ALT: a blonde woman is saying `` nice try jan '' while looking at the camera .
05.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's because Captain Planet villains actually had to WORK to achieve their ends, as opposed these trust-fund failsons.

05.08.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the proper BMI for an officially designated "twink", Weeb?

05.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will, honestly, be a little impressed if it's a grift to fleece dipshit evangelicals (which the "raising $150k to buy the World's Largest Labubu and burn it" suggests that possibility to me)

05.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

04.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2576    πŸ” 880    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6

you could make a sci-fi novel out of this

04.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One really frustrating thing is how progressive electeds maintained the party line while taking a ton of shit while centrists in safe blue districts ratfuck

04.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

I sincerely don't understand how someone can literally be this fucking stupid and still capable of interacting with modern human technology beyond punching it or hitting it with rocks.

04.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, this DOES track for you.

04.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh FUCk yeah

04.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, Benioff and Weiss REALLY wanted to get to that Star Wars trilogy they'd been contracted to do, so rushing things, cutting corners, not listening to Martin's advice, and waving off HBO's offer to have as much time as they needed worked out in the end for them.

[handed papers]

Oh.

04.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

04.08.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5301    πŸ” 2033    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 48

It sat in a friend's parents' garage for...a year (?) before his mom asked him "So...WTF is with this sign...??"

04.08.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I and a group of friends stole a 5' x 5' metal commemorative metal sign cast in the shape of Ohio from a very active urban/suburban roadside in a "Ocean's 11" style heist one summer night in college.

So, [dismissive wanking motion]

04.08.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The two CAN overlap but, yeah...sounds like she might find healthier fulfillment in a TPE dynamic

04.08.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in a crowd . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in a crowd .

Like, IIRC, even fucking Mossad was like

04.08.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, as someone who was in the first year or two of college during that time, it was incredibly frustrating to see the propaganda get guzzled down domestically even as there was definite reporting on "uuuuhhh...they don't have anything that we didn't sell them in the 80s/90s..."

04.08.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh huh just like trans people have been saying for a decade

03.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

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