Giggle Tits

Homer Simpson fading into a fantasy sequence while muttering "Mmmmm...flying chocolate taxis"

Surely this will all adversely affect Dubai having country-wide eVTOL taxi service by 2027.

A happy, chibi goblin with an overstuffed backpack

ALLOW 👏 RESKEETS 👏 RICKY 👏

a woman with curly hair is sitting in front of a sword ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in front of a sword

[the Neanderthals who gave your ancestors the bear cult]

I mean, it goes more into "numinous" awe toward natural features observed in chimpanzees along w/ grief/funerary behaviors seen in cetaceans & pachyderms (corvids, too, but they're not mentioned in the video), etc., but: yes, that, too

A thumbnail showing a hamster (?) clasping its forepaws together in a position reminiscent of human praying, from Religion for Breakfast's video entitled "Are Animals Religious?"

The sickos meme from The Onion but the sicko's shirt reads "animists"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=irZt...

I'm sorry but I just can't wrap my mind around that one lol

Edgar Allen Poe squinting skeptically at a letter

[squints in lesbian]

Listen, the Ape prefers the ur-sandwich for easy food conveyance

Uh, yeah
That seems incredibly out of character?

Can old people please stop having their brains cooked by the internet

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Well, sometimes the War Takes are thrust upon you ❤️🫂

This is a really troubling conviction that could scare people from filming ICE in public and chill First Amendment rights.

Also, if the feds are actually concerned about its agents being doxxed, they’re complete morons:

It's almost like everyone making decisions in both the American and Israeli administrations are, *at best*, belligerent dipshits whose main takeaway from decades of life is "the message is: pretty moving colors"

A quick reminder now that things are unfolding as they are in the Middle East that we're gonna see a lot of contradiction and confusion going forward re: information that will be swirling around (ex: Khamenei's alive vs. he's dead).

Check your sources and think twice before you share something.

On the one hand, fuck Altman and OpenAI

On the other hand, Musk was literally throwing himself and Grok at the DoD and they passed.

lol
lmao

I appreciate "Strip Law" doing a clip show in their first season.

Yeah, good popcorn fodder.

Being locked inside that cranium must be a nightmarish carnival and I, for one, take solace in that

I do appreciate how he seems to vacillate between this kind of delusion that he'll get a 3rd term and the horrific satori that he's going to die soon and is such a shit-stain of a human his afterlife isn't going to be fun

who would like to see the pile of kittens my uncle is taking care of temporarily

#totp

what

God, I forgot about that. Need to rewatch it this month.

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

Like, it's by no means a utopian setting (obviously), but the whole "Korolev lives & gets the Soviets to the Moon first" feels very much like a version of Gore_Wins_2000_election.meme

"Damn, we avoid some BAD shit in this timeline."

holy shit i have a HUNGER