Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child

the chicago cubs are what we in the business refer to as "mega frauds"

my mother has a revenge based theory of sports. to her the jays won by too much today and it puts us in danger for the next game because the yankees will "want revenge"

finally got around to watching mad max fury road. great movie!

"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass

obviously the parents at the end of spirited away werent gonna remember anything but it wouldve been really funny if they were like "chihiro that was so fucked up how we got turned into pigs"

sarah HATES it when i imply that i think chase from house is a vampire. i love trolling my wife

its so funny when the guys doing my oil change turn on my car and get samba jumpscared, which i know is happening because suddenly i am no longer getting music in my headphones

if im being honest though "F'Arte Moreno" is a good username for sure

its so embarrassing when you see someone wearing a hat or a sweater from a university or college and then it turns out they actually went there

GOATed book

yeah i just finished it and i honestly thought it was pretty bad. i didnt like the first album very much either but this ones worse. the poor writing just quashes any enjoyment

listening to new sabrina carpenter. nobody can say i dont give second chances

my wife is going to get her G1 drivers license tomorrow can i get a #GoodLuckSarah in the replies

oh man its that weird concrete beach they have in chicago. i feel like i see that thing online constantly for some reason

watched k-pop demon hunters because its the hot movie everyone is watching these days. gamelords verdict: not great, 2/5 stars

im starting to become like one of those obnoxious disco haters from the 70s but about modern country music

Ken Griffey Jr. should be in Smash

it really is unbelievable and quite upsetting how often i am forced to listen to country music

pikmin 2 when beady long legs comes down. freaked the fuck outta me

torontonian cuisine is spreading to more and more cities

METRIC ASTROLOGY - EARTH

(darth vader voice) im gonna fucking kill you

Been fixated on the on-deck areas this year, and can report that 1. most on-deck circles have this freaky bat but 2. Literally no hitter has ever swung it.

poster for Identikit (1974)

watched this movie Identikit. i dont know that i totally understood the movie but it was very interesting. #GamelordsVerdict

It's simple, we turn off the Internet.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 1

watching rushmore. bill murray hates his chud sons

its peak...

i think about the line "you look like hillary clinton BRO!" constantly