Corey L

Having people I don’t know downplay the experience I’ve had with my family.. like for years my parents didn’t know I got hit by a car and ended up in the ER and had problems walking and dealt with the whole legal shit bc that is literally how close we are lol.

“Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.”

God knew I would be too powerful so he made it so I laugh hysterically anytime I try to on purpose tell someone something funny.

“tHeRe’S nOtHiNg wE CaN dO…” but then do this kind of shit. Won’t help innocent people but do this.

Shawty want a buuuuug
Bottles in da cluuuuub…

(Me in the corner trying to rescue a spider to release outside).

I’m honestly not surprised haha, fucking dumpsters. Bed bath and beyond this nonsense!

Shhhh don’t talk so loud, they’re listening 👀

“I go about my life unintuitively, and for folks like me, we’re searching for a validation for our uncertain, anxious existence. There are so many feelings of shame associated with not knowing who we are, and I’m fighting against that.” -Cowboy Malfoy

For real. You know, I thought about it and I guess those facial recognition systems could be considered Terminator shit but they assist humans, they don’t shoot lasers… yet…

I love how things like The Terminator made us think we would be in some crazy war with robots with guns and 💣s and explosions, instead it’s just people arguing with bots on the internet.

STOP PUTTING HAIRY POTTER MUSIC IN HALLOWEEN EVERYTHING GOD PLEASE

do it but will come back, I’m like how many times have you forgotten them or someone else saw and dumped theirs there like just take your damn bag lol.

Yeah dude! It’s like you might as well leave it instead of bag it or toss it. Apparently it’s proven if there are bags on the ground, people think it’s okay. Like the trails I go to at the beginning and end, people just dump them there. I’ve also gotten into arguments with people that say they

I love that the condos I’ve passed by a couple of times I’ve thrown some dog turd bags into the bins on the sidewalk. Bins are gone and the bags I threw in there are on the ground. So stingy with your city property bins that you will illegally throw trash on the ground you don’t want in the bins 🙄

You’re not pro-life, you’re pro-birth. You care about the child being born, not the quality of life of the child or the parent.

People wanna idolize big Scorpio placements until you have to go through consist painful transformations, explore and confront the deepest dark parts of yourself and the world, and live a life of intensity, passion and determination. It’s more than just being sexy and mysterious haha. 🦂🌕

YouTube video by Caitlin Doughty Why Are Black & White Funeral Homes STILL Separate?

The insanity that there’s even segregated pet cemeteries 🙄🙄🙄 this is a great and important video.

Some people think I’m a freak for wearing bones and other animal parts, meanwhile y’all are putting snail slime and salmon jizz on your face.

Older fathers associated with increased birth risks From the data of more than 40 million births, scientists at Stanford have linked paternal age to birth risks, and even risks to the mother's health.

www.med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...

I think it was fairly big haha, maybe just a little less than actual license plate size. I wonder if it was any good, didn’t really wanna waste money on it.

Be my hell yeah valentine brother vroom vroom 🛻💨

“If you’re bored, it’s probably because you’re a boring person.”

There goes the news again.

Stay spooky 🦇🎃

YouTube video by daapdary One Semester of Spanish Love Song (Subtitled / Subtitulado)

If you want to learn Spanish, Spanish Mike got you. youtu.be/9227lDYhVKU?...

Hell yeah!! It’s been a minute since then! Party it up in the ole Spokane for sure haha

I feel it! I am!

Aye homeslice! For real! It’s good to hear from ya, I’m just chugging along haha. Hope you’re doing aiiiight!