florida chris 🌴 doritosfont

I just want someone to wanna empty my dishwasher

01.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 1

internet relay chat is where it's at

01.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

happy steely dan sunday

01.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 67 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Smooth(brain) Operator

01.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn can king dedede ball?

01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ECE The Donk @thedonk.bsky.s... Thomas Massie IS giving John McCain vibes, and I'm here forit 32m Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe von't make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

I got you

01.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"What's your favorite tech innovation" tweet with Atrocity Casino added

01.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 69 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0

Album cover for Dopesmoker by Sleep

Telling my kids that this is Dune

13.06.2024 00:20 — 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

Mine says this too and it sounded stupid but then I tried it and it keeps me from over or under reacting to stuff.

It still sounds stupid.

01.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They killed a Michigan Man

01.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Caveman dragging cavewoman

Cavewoman dragging caveman

Me n who (I could go either way tbh)

01.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of tom holding a turtle with a broken leg Alt: Tom the cat's teeth falling out

01.03.2026 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not that much edible arrangements, they're expensive

01.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

28.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You all covered all of the bases regarding the hell world we live in so I'll just go with Everything Sucks

28.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooof. Constant blood work on lithium is a Thing and it Sucks

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

May the antibiotics work swiftly 🙏

28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus H

28.02.2026 12:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gave him a peanut

28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jam.

No.

27.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

not to post the chester pooping picture

27.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

getting meat from the creek from now on

27.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

the entire Internet was a mistake

27.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say the line, Bart!

27.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I ran a marathon in New Orleans and hit up bourbon street after so you're damn right I could

Also I was 32 at the time so lol not anymore

27.02.2026 12:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This show makes me question how on earth the British managed to conquer half the planet at one point

27.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update. It's mystery virus lmao

26.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Godzilla smiling: “ME TALKING SHIT ABOUT FLORIDA” Godzilla snarling: “ME WHEN SOMEONE ELSE TALKS SHIT ABOUT FLORIDA”

25.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 2

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