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@doritosfont.bsky.social

He/him, 45, weird, dad, poly, First Class Florida Trashβ„’. FL Panthers super fan πŸ†πŸ† Shitty poster DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.

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#ripbozo

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys lemon party dot org ahahaha

04.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Oh, when you come
Crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

Oh, when you come Crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

The DMB song "Crash into me" and The Nightman Cometh is the same thing.

04.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oh, when you come
Crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

Oh, when you come Crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

The DMB song "Crash into me" and The Nightman Cometh is the same thing.

04.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww damn

And also no you're not

04.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much, I appreciate the words.

03.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Frank and Dennis from always sunny wearing masks and attending an orgy

Frank and Dennis from always sunny wearing masks and attending an orgy

Me arriving at the Bridgerton masquerade ball

03.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. Stuck inside my own head

03.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spider god

03.03.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks sheriff shit for brains for texting me about the expired animal license for my dead cat

03.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yayy depression spiral

03.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck I'm real low on spoons today

03.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

are we gonna nuke them again?

03.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a little more, thanks.

03.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna pee and maybe fall back asleep

03.03.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings fellow East coasters doing the 3:30 am horror scroll

03.03.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! I have a ton of Galas still πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜†

03.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This hamburger needs helping

02.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We can do better.

We can adopt the system from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

02.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want someone to wanna empty my dishwasher

01.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

internet relay chat is where it's at

01.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy steely dan sunday

01.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smooth(brain) Operator

01.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn can king dedede ball?

01.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ECE The Donk @thedonk.bsky.s... Thomas Massie IS giving John McCain vibes, and I'm here forit
32m
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie
PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe von't make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

ECE The Donk @thedonk.bsky.s... Thomas Massie IS giving John McCain vibes, and I'm here forit 32m Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe von't make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

I got you

01.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"What's your favorite tech innovation" tweet with Atrocity Casino added

"What's your favorite tech innovation" tweet with Atrocity Casino added

01.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Album cover for Dopesmoker by Sleep

Album cover for Dopesmoker by Sleep

Telling my kids that this is Dune

13.06.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Mine says this too and it sounded stupid but then I tried it and it keeps me from over or under reacting to stuff.

It still sounds stupid.

01.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0