Yin and Yang, balanced as all things should be

Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation

my first game We Know the Devil is 10 entire years old today… I am so grateful all the time, thank you all <3

Go on a Horsey Ride

oh my god this is insane

(Gal Gadot voice) Hello 🤗 I am despised person Gal Gadot

Mario the Gambler

- Switch 2 launch window
- new Mario story
- Mario travels to escape his debts
- Mario lives the desperate life of a gambling man
- no online features

if mods contact me I can provide proof this is legit

yesterday my aunt's boyfriend said elon musk sending that convertible into space was faked and a psy op (?)

"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"

help they are trying to squish me

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johnny depp at the store trying to remember if he has any little scarves at home and throwing one in his basket just in case

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

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Day one. Jumping in.

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

JIM: I taped your office phone to your naked ass.
DWIGHT: I need the phone to make paper sales. This is my livelihood.
PAM: We took pictures of you changing clothes at home and put them online.
DWIGHT: Michael!

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Mr. Nutz is a squirrel with a yellow hat.

MR. NUTZ
OCEAN 1994
SNES

very sad to learn that twitter is down for everyone and that i did not get banned for being too good at posting as i has originally hoped