{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sirβ¦ I have to teach you a term right nowβ¦
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, noβ¦ it'sβ¦ "T4T"β¦