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Lauren Clark

@laurenscomedystuff.bsky.social

Stand up comedian, writer, feminist, bird nerd, badass, recovering lover girl.

55 Followers  |  31 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 29.11.2024  |  1.6855

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Yw queen

16.01.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad you’re here. How are you feeling these days about your own breakup?

16.01.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been enjoying my life far away from the clutches of my abusive ex. Sometimes I get really angry if I check his social media so I try not to… he just… acts like he’s so nice, and he’s truly anything but. I can only hope that karma is real in his case, but I try not to even give him my energy. 4/4

16.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now tbh. I’ve been focusing on myself and my work. I’ve been really killing it getting back into my normal routine at home! I’ve been lifting weights 4x/week and running 3x/week, and practicing yoga daily. I’ve been doing almost all my own cooking which has been relaxing. Basically I’ve just 3/4

16.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been six months. I think about him less than I ever have, but it’s still not zero. The pain isn’t anywhere near as intense as it was a few months ago. I don’t feel stressed. Sometimes I get nostalgic about the times we shared, but it’s rare. I’m not even really interested in dating right 2/4

16.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I have no followers on here but I recently abandoned my threads account in an act of protest about ending the fact checking program and Zuck basically fellating Trump.

Six months ago I went through a really bad breakup and I’ve been writing about my progress monthly for posterity. 1/4

16.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

He was a little messed up but still in good spirits all things considered. The lesser nighthawk survived the ICU and was released! We caught the (preggers) black widow spider in the bird room and released it which was the most exciting part of the day lol. I can’t believe it was still there. 😬😬 3/3

11.01.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With some white feathers and red eyes. Both hummingbirds from last time are still there doing about the same. There was a yellow rumped warbler who was doing well, and a new house wren. The house wren outside is still there. There was also a new California towhee who had been scalped by a cat! 2/3

11.01.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My shift at the bird unit today was pretty great! The usual staff member I work with was back from her break. We didn’t have too many birds in… the oiled pigeon was there and doing much better! He had been bathed and his feathers are actually quite striking. He appears to be a hybrid rock pigeon 1/3

11.01.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taking selfies because dwelling on the downfall of an empire is too much for me rn

08.01.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fact checking is not censorship.

It's an essential public service.

Disinformation kills. Period.

07.01.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9075    πŸ” 1480    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 25
A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

Los Angeles January 2025

07.01.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16145    πŸ” 2846    πŸ’¬ 754    πŸ“Œ 645

FACTUAL information is being politicized. The right is so anti-intellectual that fact-checking offends them, because it prevents them from continuing their propaganda machine unchecked. #fuckmeta

07.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bahahaha I love you

30.11.2024 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do y’all like selfies on Bluesky? I have a comedy show tonight in LA so I have to look cute

30.11.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUE!

29.11.2024 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you don't need verification if your posts are pure slay tho. saying. like as we learned earlier I'm the most followed music account on here but impersonators know not to even try. they cannot slay like I do. in their hearts they know this. true verification is when they know this in their hearts

29.11.2024 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3019    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 14

I’m already partying on threads, but decided to check out Bluesky too. What’s good?!

29.11.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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